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How would you react If your boyfriend admitted that he fisted a cow at a barn party when he was 15?
How would you react If your boyfriend admitted that he fisted a cow at a barn party when he was 15?
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Isn’t that Amish Mechanic ?
weird flex but ok
You’ll have to question if you’re an upgrade or a downgrade to his initial taste in females
Wtf
That cow and its family can finally gain closure at least
Depends, is “cow” a code name for Jessica from down the road?
Also known in the agricultural community as preg testing.
Tell him to pack his bags and moooove
Probably just checking to see if it was pregnant
I’m gonna go with it *very much* depends if he did it in a sexual way or as a dare.
What the fuck.
Definitely not the way you did
I’d be a little underwhelmed. A 15 year olds arm isn’t that big so the cow probably didn’t feel much. 4/10
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I’d be confused because I don’t have a boyfriend. Then I’d be horrified.
I would dump him bc wtf. Poor cow 🙁
“Why would you ever admit that?”
We all have done something questionable as teenagers
I’d moove on
We all did stupid things when we were 15. Self included.
Very surprised.
Didn’t know I had a boyfriend.
I would not be happy with this person. It would probably be best never to speak to them again
I would say 15 is a little young for cow-fisting barn parties.
time for a new cow, or a new boyfriend