How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

How would you survive a zombie apocalypse?

What do you think?

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  1. Probably by avoiding the people who say, “it’s just a hoax! the [politicalParty] created the zombie virus to control the masses! Biting doesn’t spread the virus!”

  2. Pff.. I probably wouldnt, but Id make my way out of any city (I live rural so got that checked) and just try and live wild, keep a rucksack with essentials to cut branches , filter water etc. make a weapon… Idk beyond that

  3. The undead, as we see in tv shows and movies could never exist because of gravity

    Without a pumping heart, muscles don’t work.

    Without muscles, an undead person could not push up against the force of gravity

    And without bloodflow to the brain, decomposition would take over.

    So basically, if zombies existed…they would just be self aware corpses lying in or on the ground, waiting as time and scavengers took their toll.

    Gravity always wins. Therefore, zombies are fucking stupid and surviving a “zombie apocalypse” would be as simple as just pushing them all into a hole, lighting them on fire, or just leaving them to be eaten by critters and insects

  4. First I would go to a dicks sporting goods. I would by bats for my my whole family. When we get back to my house we add nails to the bar. Then we head to a mall or a Home Depot. If we go to a mall we have lots of food and necessities. If we go to Home Depot then we have stuff that we can build with. Once lots of people die, I will go and try to find a boat. Once I find one I will start to go to Hawaii on boat hoping that no zombies arrived on a plane. Then we live in paradise while the rest of the world suffers.

  5. Find a private island in the middle of the ocean and go there. Either that or go to the most remote island on earth; someplace in the Atlantic. It’s super tiny so the only way to get there is by boat

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