If a centaur had a penis, where would it go?

If a centaur had a penis, where would it go?

What do you think?

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  1. I always liked to believe they had two, one in front and a bigger one in back where a horse’s goes.

    That way Umbridge’s experience in the Forbidden Forest was twice as bad.

  2. If you’re familiar with the mythology of centaurs, seeing a screaming woman get hauled away by a bunch of them gives you the same feeling you get in Deliverance when Ned Beatty falls into the hands of the hillbillies

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