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If a man opening a jar (of pickles) is a demonstration of masculinity, what is the female equivalent?
If a man opening a jar (of pickles) is a demonstration of masculinity, what is the female equivalent?
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Finding items around the house you thought were lost.
Eating the pickle
Running perfectly in high heels
(i) Opening new plastic bags, the ones where there’s no perceptible way to separate the layers.
(ii) Distinguishing navy blue from black.
Also opening the jar of pickles
Braiding?
Using intelligence instead of brute strength to open the jar of pickles. For example, I run the metal lid under hot water for half a minute. Metal expands, lid comes off easy. 🤷♀️
Having literally everything in their purse, and I mean everything
Something equally as vapid and transient.
Tying a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue
The female equivalent would be baking a pie and gently putting it hot on a table with a wide a smile on her face.
Stabbing the pickle lid with a knife to make it way easier to open
Opening plastic bags.
Opening the jar of pitted olives
leverage or rubber pad to actually open the jar, it’s not loaded and is practical. There is no equivalent to some dude as Conan the little dick pickle jar opening barbarian for us (i.e., women)
Putting on tights
Doing someone else’s makeup
Applying lipstick with no mirror.
Couch cushions being lined up right.
using your arms to measure something to make sure it’ll fit in a space instead of a tape measure
I find it really cool when girls can take care of kids even if they haven’t been a mother or spent much time with them. One of my students, maybe 11 years old, spends zero time with toddlers and I spend time with kids of all ages almost everyday and she made me look like an amateur real quick.
My mom did too. She came abroad to visit me and it’s been years since she’s been around little kids but not even a language barrier could make her incapable of being motherly.
Hair bun in three seconds
Calming down a baby
The velocity at which the sandwich travels through the husband’s head
giving birth
When she sucks a pickle out with her mouth from the same jar.
Being quiet and reserved.
Swallowing a pickle whole
Opening pickles without flexing, grunting, and the smug face afterwards.
Folding a fitted sheet.
Tending to wounds(?)
I work with a whole lot of females, they ask me to pick up things from high places or fix easy electronic stuff, i ask them to help if my conviction power doesn’t work or when a client really wants to pour their emotions.
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perfectly balanced like all things should be.
Telling the cashier he didnt order pickles on his burger.
Putting the toliet seat down.
Wrapping gifts.
Female equivalent of masculinity?
Standing up for themselves in work to get better pay for being better at the job
Changing a poopy diaper without gagging.
One cup
Opening the jar without asking for help 🤷♀️ aka being a person not defined by activities?
Opening it by lifting the lid a little bit with a knive after the man failed miserably demonstrating his masculinity.
A woman skiing the same, but with her kegels.
The kitchen set.