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If beavers are nature’s engineers, what are animals are nature’s other professions/college majors?
If beavers are nature’s engineers, what are animals are nature’s other professions/college majors?
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Peacocks are drag queens
Spiders would probably be web designers.
Cicadas are nature’s English majors.
They don’t really do much, but every so often by god do you hear em.
Octopuses are nature’s escape artists.
mosquitos are professional assholes
Birds of Paradise are Performing Arts majors.
Geese are nature’s enforcers.
Vultures are nature’s garbage disposals
Dogs are therapists
owls are the philosophers
Cats might be little philosophers.
Ants are packers and movers
Rabbits are natures landscapers they keep the grass short and spread fertilizer
Bald eagle is a sherif
Elephants are master landscapers
Cats are the managers. They don’t really do anything but they are self important and watch you in judgement.
Rabbits are nature’s prostitutes
Bee’s are the factory workers.
Seagulls are nature’s hedge fund managers
Scorpions are nature’s lawyers
Dolphins are nature’s clowns
Sloths are mindfulness coaches
Bears are the trash men.
Ants are truck drivers
Pretty sure Bees are up there. I thing they can buzz their wings or shake their bodies to communicate with each other.
Pharmacists are literally the fungi, mold, bacteria, roots, bark, rocks, soil, plants, etc. we use to get our medications from.