If Mickey Mouse is the world’s most famous mouse then who are the most famous other animals?

If Mickey Mouse is the world’s most famous mouse then who are the most famous other animals?

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  1. Stoffel the honey badger.

    Yes honey badgers in general are known to AGGRESSIVELY not give any fucks but Stoffel was quite… well… let me explain.

    The zoo that had Stoffel was like any other zoo with a lot of animals. Stoffel would break out of his enclosure and harass kitchen staff, guests, break into rooms and purses, etc. They put him into a new, more fortified enclosure which Stoffel, then proceeded to break out of and go to the lions area to pick a fight. The first time he did this the **LIONS** (emphasis on the plural) won but Stoffel survived.

    They figured out how he escaped (using a toy they gave him) and put him back into his enclosure. When Stoffel got better he escaped AGAIN to go and harass the lions. Stoffel was again caught and returned to his enclosure.

    Stoffel was now in an enclosure that was barren. It looked like a bedless prison cell and it had a sign that said something like “this place is barren not because we are being cruel but because Stoffel is an ass and keeps using things to break out. It’s really stressing the lions out.” Not exactly that of course but something close like that, but more official sounding.

    In any case Stoffel became a species ambassador as his story spread and people LOVED HIM. I think they gave him a mate once in hopes of occupying him some but he simply just taught her how to escape too. Stoffel, you magnificent bastard.

  2. Coyote: Wile E
    Donkey: Shrek’s friend
    Monkey: Curious George
    Eleohant: Dumbo
    Panda: Kung Fu Panda
    Bear: Yogi
    Cat: Grumpy, Garfield, Jerry (Tie)
    Dog: Snoopy
    Deer: Bambi
    Skunk: Pepe

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