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if school (specifically middle and high school) was a video game, what would some of the achievements, quests, or loading screen tips be?
if school (specifically middle and high school) was a video game, what would some of the achievements, quests, or loading screen tips be?
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It already exists, it’s called Bully.
*Final achievement: survive*
*only .0001% of players ever reach this stage of suffering*
Most punchable
Achievement unlocked: be in school with an active shooter
i feel like one achievement would be first girlfriend, make the sports team, get all a+, and first time having you know
Achievement: Funnel glitter into a bully’s locker.
Highschool is just the longest tutorial ever where you can switch classes, appearance, skill points, etc. And the only fail state is flat out quitting the game because the other noobs bully you for “doing the tutorial wrong” when nobody knows wtf is going on.
Games pretty broke and set up for failure tbh
2 times I went to the principal in middle school. 1 time I cheated on some homework. Principal just half laughed and made me hang out in her office for 30 minutes and sent me back. 2nd time I said ‘goddammit’ in front of another teacher and sent me to the principal. She asked me what I said, and I said it again, to which her responce was ‘are you fucking kidding me? She sent you in here for that?’ So my achievement had to have been ‘befriend the principal’.
Side note, she for some reason loved me.
Tip: don’t get shot
idk but the game’s theme would be action, beat-em-up, and violent.
If the loot crates were full of money and free time then everyone would be graduated by 16.