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If we were to make contact with aliens, and (assuming we could understand each other), you were chosen to be the first to talk with them, what would you say?
If we were to make contact with aliens, and (assuming we could understand each other), you were chosen to be the first to talk with them, what would you say?
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There are a lot of very stupid people here, and a lot of people who are famous for riling those stupid people up. Please be patient with us, and stay safe.
There are things called guns which everyone, including very stupid people, are allowed to own. They propel metal at very high speeds to kill things. Unless you have something to protect yourself from that or are not particularly vulnerable to that sort of thing, I suggest you be careful who you interact with.
You heard about Pluto? That’s messed up right?
Get me out of here fast. I’ll answer questions later.
“please, turn around and go. And can I please go with you?
I’m gonna need 3 lbs of purple cush indica, and maybe some magic mushrooms if they’re chill and in the right state of mind.
We are interested in the Good Package and not the Big Gun
How does one procreate without the bits n bobs ?
Joe
Humanity is fucked up. we are all monsters. run run as fast as you can.
maybe bomb the world flat from orbit no one would blame you.
Ligma
Hi. How are you?
Have you guys figured out what dark matter is?
Why now?
Whhhhaaaassssuuuuup? (I’d make Budweiser pay me beforehand)
I’m afraid the deflectorshields will be quite operational….when your friends arrive.
I would draw a diagram of a “3, 4, 5” triangle. That is, a right triangle with sides of lengths 3, 4, and 5, to illustrate our mathematical comprehension.
“Yeah hey guys… so – oh my god. You need to come back in like, i dunno, 50 years or so. We are not ready to meet anyone new right now. We are just like a hot mess and need to work on ourselves for a bit. Its not you – love everything about what you’re doing – its just us, we’re really going through a rough transition out of theism and we’re on this rough capitalism wave right now. Yeah, yeah – just give us like 75 years. Trust me it will be worth it, we have this awesome thing called Kpop”