if you could create a cult, what’s a dumb thing you would make people worship?

if you could create a cult, what’s a dumb thing you would make people worship?

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  1. A Fucking Giant Medium Rare Stake With Grape Juice And Vodka With A Grenade Next To The Plate Served By A Shaking Waiter (since he is scared of the grenade)

  2. The trick is to not make someone worship, you simply show them the value of something worth worshiping and show worship to with righteous conviction as the example… so, maybe I’d start the church of the organic blueberry, and demand everyone make someone pancakes. This would allow me the ability to take kickbacks from wheat, blueberry, and syrup manufacturers, while also getting donations from the congregation.

  3. I would make up an immaterial father figure, all knowing and all powerful, who created everything and would fuck you up unless you do exactly as I, *cough* sorry *cough* our almighty father tells you to.

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