If you were god what would you do for humans? by QuestionGuy September 7, 2022, 2:29 am If you were god what would you do for humans? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMeGodhumansQuestion and Answer See more Previous article TIL that 70-86% of choking victims recovered after receiving the Heimlich maneuver. Next article What does the letter “p” in Facebook stand for? 33 Comments Leave a Reply Actually fucking do something for once Log in to Reply Let them know I exist so they don’t suffer for eternity for not believing I exist. Log in to Reply The more times you act like a jerk to others the uglier you get and the more times you are genuinely kind to others the better looking you get The way I see it the halo effect is real and unfairly let’s people get away with things might as well make it fair Log in to Reply I would have random reincarnation. That way you know your coming back and no idea where. So everyone would be focused on making the world better for their inevitable next life. Log in to Reply Easy. Everyone would be orgasming 24/7 Log in to Reply I would apologize for endlessly punishing them for acting the way I designed them to. Log in to Reply Make it so if you fuck up and fall short of the standards needed to receive eternal life in the new world and not get yeeted into the lake of fire, you get a second chance, kind of a new game plus sort of scenario where you’re aware of the previous life you lived and also what you need to do to not fuck up the second time. However, this is only available provided you weren’t just *intending* to be a little shit your first run assuming you would get a second. A little less anxiety inducing than being expected to nail it the first time, no? Log in to Reply End their suffering. Log in to Reply Which one? Log in to Reply thanos snap Log in to Reply Rule them as their God-Emperor Log in to Reply Make it so political figures get smited if they’re corrupt Log in to Reply Confirm after-life accountability Log in to Reply Remove grief and pain. Log in to Reply A whole lot more smiting Log in to Reply Give everyone a conscience Log in to Reply Eliminate belief in gods and the need for religions in all humans forever. Log in to Reply Not a damn thing. I’mma just chill and let them handle shit Log in to Reply Everyone would live a happy, comfortable life. EDIT: LOL imagine being a Christian and downvoting the concept of people being happy. JFC. Log in to Reply “When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.” Log in to Reply Dogs lives would be equal to humans, 1:1 not 7:1. In turn, dogs now live to be much older and longer. Log in to Reply World wide free healthcare. Log in to Reply Reduce corruption Log in to Reply Karens would be world leaders. They are on to something here and i need to see it in action Log in to Reply I would traumatize them with the sight of my angels Log in to Reply Get a bunch of space monkeys are destroy Ohio Log in to Reply Fix stupid. Log in to Reply Give them super deep and far advanced artificial intelligence that will solve all major human and world issues: global warming/poverty. And the ai shall help a socioeconomic move towards moral, complex, evolving, self sufficient *anarchy*. The ai will determine calculations of timings, extents, ongoing needs and calculations for resolutions, and protections of individual rights and self autonomy. Above it all, in order to achieve total global cooperation, I shall provide them with the most appealing codes of eternally valid standards for morals and ethics, so no one remains confused about what is right and wrong, and what is good and bad, and everyone is freely wanting to participate in the move towards perfected moral and ethical anarchy. Log in to Reply Give every human a pet sloth – when you die the sloth will judge you and decide if you’re going to heaven or hell. Log in to Reply Publish an addendum to clear up misconceptions and errors in that darn book I wrote. For example, it looks like I need to be clearer about abortion, homosexuality, and take a moral stance on human slavery. Then going forward, we’ll have an annual Intergalactic press conference and progress report for each of you. Remember, I promised in Revelations 7:4 that only 144,000 of you are making it to heaven, so getting in is still no cakewalk. Log in to Reply Remove coronavirus Log in to Reply Remove all religious beliefs from the world Log in to Reply Another Black Death Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.