If you were the first person on Mars, what would your “One small step for man, one giant leap for humanity” quote be?

If you were the first person on Mars, what would your “One small step for man, one giant leap for humanity” quote be?

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  1. “I’m descending the ladde…wait. What the hell? Houston, there’s something under the sand. Something is moving under the sand! Oh Christ! It’s…there’s a scaly giant tentacle of some kind coming ou….*bzzz* *pop* *static*”

    “I’m just fucking with you Houston. We’ve landed. Place looks like a dump now but I bet it’ll turn out nice in the end.”

  2. Whether we wanted it or not, we’ve stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let’s get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta’aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He’s well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.

  3. “One small step for man, and…I can’t giant leap here? Fuck, the moon’s gravity was so much cooler. And…NASA was that live? I can start over.”

  4. “I did in fact survive on a deserted planet by farming in my own shit. Yes, it’s actually worse than it sounds. So, let’s not talk about that ever again.”

  5. Start my line, then mess it up, turn off to the side and say “I’m sorry, Mr. Kubrick, can we do another take? I’ll get it this time, I promise.”

  6. I step out of the ship. Crouch down and grab a handful. Another figure climbs down the ladder. “Gawd dangit Dale! I was supposed to be first! Then I fling the Martian dirt into his face and run. Mars pocket sand! “Sh-sh-sha!

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