if your ass was split sideways, do you think it would clap when you ran down the stairs? do you think it would go “plplplpl” when you go down a slide?

if your ass was split sideways, do you think it would clap when you ran down the stairs? do you think it would go “plplplpl” when you go down a slide?

What do you think?

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  1. What sounds it would make would probably depend on the consistency and volume of said cheeks.

    The twerking thing already use up and down movement, so what I want to know is, would twerking be smacking it side to side if the buttocks were vertical?

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