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if your ass was split sideways, do you think it would clap when you ran down the stairs? do you think it would go “plplplpl” when you go down a slide?
if your ass was split sideways, do you think it would clap when you ran down the stairs? do you think it would go “plplplpl” when you go down a slide?
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I don’t know about that but you have a vivid imagination.
fuckin hilarious man, but on a real note that would make wiping your ass into a true task
I sure hope so 🤣
I get tired of Reddit because the same questions keep getting asked over and over again.
Then one like this comes along…
What sounds it would make would probably depend on the consistency and volume of said cheeks.
The twerking thing already use up and down movement, so what I want to know is, would twerking be smacking it side to side if the buttocks were vertical?
It would probably make “wise cracks.”
i’d be more worried about trying to walk tbh.
It would make it easier to “talk with the ass” by holding your cheeks with your hands.
The possibilities…