If your SO sent you a cameo video to tell you’re they’re dumping you, which celebrity would you want to soften the blow?
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I want it to be Steve Buscemi – and he would say _Hey, could be worse, look at me_
Gilbert Gottfried – because of the cold ones episode
Morgan freeman: it’s sad how I have to inform you of this predicament, I don’t want to be the bringer of bad news, although I have played god, it doesn’t mean this is easy, in fact this isn’t easy at all, you see your wife has started going to the gym and working out, she has gained more confidence and it continuous to blossom into something wonderful, and unfortunately that means for you her options have opened up, it means she has the ability to find someone better and she has, not only has she been doing the personal trainer, but she has also met a a wealthy business man who comes to the gym to play racket ball on a Monday evening. He first noticed her behind bent over the water filling station, that moment he knew he had found what he was looking for, he introduced himself, offered a ride in his Lamborghini and swim in his private pool followed by fine wine and finger foods in the indoor hot tub.
She already started moving her stuff out, but you didn’t notice, you didn’t notice when she cut her hair, you didn’t notice when she packed her sexy underwear.
You were nothing more that a settle, but she found better – maybe you should of been a better husband
– read in Morgan Freeman voice