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Let’s pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?
Let’s pretend each country in the world is a guest at a party. What are they doing at the party?
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Scotland and England are mistreating Ireland, Wales is standing in the corner forgotten by all but eyeing up the owners sheep in the garden suspicously.
The French one is showing off any bullshit cultural fun-fact while, without asking, smoking inside.
Source : I’m French.
The US is questioning your right to be at the party.
Switzerland collecting business cards from everyone
inconspicuously
Russia is competing with the US for attention and stealing people’s drinks.
North Korea is in the corner alone trying to find the right time to spike the punch bowl.
The Netherlands is eating cheese and smoking weed
Germany is going to “upgrade” their oven
England is drunk and harassing other people. Then sends them friend requests for commenwealth games
Canada is making polite and friendly conversation, ensuring that everyone feels included and being mindful and inclusive of everyone’s differences. Charming as he is Performative, putting on his best act to fool people into believing him to be the kinder, more amiable and more civilized brother of the USA when in truth he couldn’t care less about anyone and just came in to network and boost his image.
Portugal is trying to explain to America that he and Spain are the same person
Well England has gone over for a friendly chat with Ireland and Scotland who decided to have a drinking contest. England joins in and then suddenly America comes out of nowhere and is plastered already but wants in on the contest
Japan is dazzling everyone else with a brand new hologram showing whatever your mind thinks of at that moment..
America is drunk to the point they just took a shit in your grandfather clock
Australia is killing everyone
Mexico is making some bomb-ass tacos while occasionally trying to approach America
New Zealand try to get into the group of the big countries but never get into the circle.
America is getting yelled at and berated by the rest of the world but is still expected by them to go into the backyard “and take care of” the scary intruder in the back yard.
Germany shows everyone how to brew real beer
Well some are invading other guest’s personal space…
Czech Republic is chugging beers and complains about everything.
Spain brought a bull at the party.
Russia came in a lada car.
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