Men of Reddit, what is having balls like?
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Firstly, Google ‘cat with no hair’. That’s sort of the texture to expect if you’ve never seen a pair.
How do they feel? Like a hollow stress ball if I had to say.
They hurt sometimes
One kick and that’s genocide to 10 trillion babies
Kinda sucks. They just hang there being all sweaty, sticking to a thigh. Really easy to attack. Not a great design really.
My own sticky, sweaty, hairy, sagging slice of heaven. I love them.
Great except for us side sleepers and always worrying if and when one of them goes up inside it might not come back out
Minus being a weak point for men and people having urge to say you don’t have the balls to something it’s pretty good !
It’s like having boobs between your legs.
Magical. Truly enchanting.
Eh. They can get a bit sticky in the heat.
Sometimes you forget you have them. Other times you guard them with your life when you see that you are getting in a situation where a nut shot is very likely.
And if you shave them, you curse yourself for not keeping them hairless in the winter. For when the hairs start to grow back and are the prickly short length, it is extremely uncomfortable.
As for the summer, if you shave them you pay you don’t have to peel them off your inner thigh.
really stupid, like why is it outside. It doesn’t need to be, just really unhelpful.
They seem so sensitive and fragile given their status for defining masculinity and toughness.
Was just fine until the first week of July, that’s when the left fella decided to be the size of a baseball.
Not so cool anymore.
Meh… it sways. Sometimes my position is firm.
Most of the time not worth thinking about.
The rest of the time they suck.
Mostly it’s like having earlobes. No big deal.
I’ve always had them so I have no way to make a comparison.
AAAAHHHHHAISJSJSHEHWBDNKFODOFUFURUEUIEIWOWLWKENBRHRHFUGUYGYHEBEBJWKWOWOWOPFLCKJRHEHEUWIOWIRHRBTBBRHDUYFURIWIEJRJHRYRUDIEIEJEHURUR8EIWIJEJRHEUE8IWI2JEJRHEUDYYFHEHWJQOO28E7RUCURHEJIEIS. That about sums up my experience with having bollocks.
Hate the fact that they are external but they have to be to keep sperm alive so :/
Fantastic when alls going well but if something is wrong…they are selfish. Want more attention than a crying baby. My liver could go hears in pain and will eat that shit. If someone twigs my berries then they will tell the whole body “shut up! Focus is on me now”
Whether they’re too cold or warm, sticky, itchy, or especially if someone nicked them and you in that split second moment pray to whatever god you worship to just let this one not hurt. And that prayer is God’s kryptonite because it is NEVER answered.
You forget they are there sometimes until you try to jump over the fence and your nuts hit the fence.
Totally not from experience. Don’t do drugs kids😉😂😂
Pinch n roll, baby. Pinch. And. Roll.
i’ve never had use for fidget spinners
It’s actually pretty cool. Like when you about to cum while jerking off, you can feel your balls getting bigger and it feels good
To be honest I often forget they are there until I am violently and unapologetically reminded of them.
They’re a massive weakness more than anything. They’re also ugly as fuck. I am glad that they’re there though, women need to understand that they’re not truly overpowered by any man if you hit him where it hurts hard enough. I’m talking about when the situation calls for it, like sexual assault of some sort.