Penis owners of Reddit: how do you poop with a boner? Do you hold it down? Does it just point up? Is it just full on penial chaos?

Penis owners of Reddit: how do you poop with a boner? Do you hold it down? Does it just point up? Is it just full on penial chaos?

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  1. Who the fuck is pooping with a boner?

    I’ve been a penis owner for 36 years, have had at least 7,000,000,000,000,000 boners in my life in the years from 13-16 and Ive had about 12,000,000 since.

    I’ve taken a poo every single day, sometimes twice, sometimes thrice.

    Not one time have I had a boner whole pooping. The two basically cancel each other out.

    Peeing with a boner though, different story.

    You’re sleeping, you wake up needing to pee, but you have a boner.

    Time for some toilet acrobatics y’all.

  2. Not gonna lie, not sure I’ve ever pooped while having a boner. However I have peed sitting down with one, if it’s my own toilet I tuck it down on in.

  3. Normally, I wait it out. If it is just a random boner, like morning wood, it will disappear in the next ten minutes.

    If I am in a rush. No way in hell I am pooping. If need to pee I will shove it down and aim in the toilet or just pee on the shower and secretively, till this point in my life, be impressed how high I can make the pee stream go.

  4. Doesn’t effect shitting at all. Assuming I don’t have to piss too, I just let it stick up. Now if I have to piss at the same time, that’s a different story. If I can hold my shit in, I’ll stand up and do the mega-lean over the toilet and piss, then once done, take my shit. If I can’t hold it, then I’ll push my dick under the seat rim and piss while hoping none comes out between the seat and the porcelain.

    Source: I’m a wake-up-and-poop person and morning wood sometimes gets in the way.

  5. Nah You can’t poop with a boner , mostly because if I even dared my dick would touch the toilet sit. And that wouldn’t be satisfactory it all. And now that I think about it I’d never felt the necessity to poop when having an erection.

  6. Luckily for me, my bathtub is about 5 feet in front of the toilet, so I just aim and shoot. The strain that I exert from trying to push the log out of the place where the Sun doesn’t shine powers my pissing even more to the point where my piss stream is comparable to that of a fire hose

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