People who have shit their pants in their adult life, why? by QuestionGuy July 1, 2022, 1:56 pm People who have shit their pants in their adult life, why? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote adultAskAskMeLifepantspeopleQuestion and Answershit See more Previous article TIL in 1918 photographer Arthur Mole and John Thomas arranged 21,000 soldiers at Camp Sherman in Ohio into a “living portrait” of President Woodrow Wilson. Mole & Thomas created many other living portraits of other famous figures in the years which followed at different military bases around the US. Next article DJ 37 Comments Leave a Reply Once was from food poisoning. Pulled over to throw up and a bunch of children at a mini-golf watched me alternate between vomiting and shitting myself. Good times. Log in to Reply Coughed and shit my pants Coughed lighter shit them again Trusted a fart too much Log in to Reply Couldn’t reach a toilet soon enough… 🙁 Log in to Reply IBS Log in to Reply To get more room on the bus. Log in to Reply I had horrible food poisoning. Log in to Reply It’s happened several times, once while lifting weights at the gym and I wasn’t as strict on going to the bathroom before starting the workout as I am now.. Another time when I was ill and I was vomiting into a toilet and the contraction from vomiting caused me to shit myself. The third was the worst one, my mom had given me some mysterious 100% scam diet pills and I had been taking them for a few days without issue. I was watching a movie when I realized that I had been leaking rancid oily ass juice all over my clothes, the couch and the blanket I was rolled up in, I had to throw away everything and get new couch pillows because there’s no detergent on this planet that could have gotten rid of that demonic napalm like substance Log in to Reply Not me but i overheard a guy who told another guy that he’ll give him 20 dollars if he shits his pants and that man didn’t hesitate at all Log in to Reply the Taco Bell didnt settle well Log in to Reply I shit my bed. I wasn’t a lot. More like a shart that bled through my underwear onto the mattress. Log in to Reply Celiac Disease Log in to Reply I trusted a fart while on a heavy dose of antibiotics. Log in to Reply I was totally involved in my anime group so why waste the groups time by walking away. Duh Log in to Reply Gastroenteritis. I felt awful and thought I had H1N1. Log in to Reply im not an adult and im having a grand time reading about adults shitting themselves, thank you op Log in to Reply The cold wind hit my soul on the way to work. Log in to Reply The same reason I shit myself at the Grand Opening of a Chili’s back in like 06, trusted a fart. Log in to Reply Trying to assert my dominance in a staring contest. Log in to Reply After I had a stroke, I could not control my bowels for about 3 weeks. I finally figured it out though. Log in to Reply It started out as a fart How did it all fall apart It was only a fart IT WAS ONLY A FART— Log in to Reply Gastroparesis Log in to Reply I let out a fart as I got into my car after work… it was a little more than a fart. That was an uncomfortable, shameful commute home that day Log in to Reply Thought it was just a fart Log in to Reply I was cold Log in to Reply Shit Happens. Log in to Reply Had a bad cough. Log in to Reply There was this guy in college, his nickname was “caca break” because he shat himselves multiple time while wasted. Also he went to practice anal sex in what turned out to be everybody’s favorite poo-poo spot. College was wild Log in to Reply I was sick, running up the stairs to go relieve myself, coughed a bit too hard and left a gift for Johnny in my boxers Log in to Reply I taught it was a fart Log in to Reply Had food poisoning. Had to choose if I was gonna puke on myself or shit myself. It was easier to put my face on the toilet rather than turning my ass around Log in to Reply Never ever trust a fart Log in to Reply I was out on a run on a winter evening/night and the public bathrooms of the park were locked. I tried stopping at multiple places on the way back home but nothing was open, so…it happened. I was not as close to home as I would have liked. Log in to Reply gambled & lost Log in to Reply Too much to drink. Don’t trust farts after 40. Log in to Reply I was 13 on an out of state field trip. Something happened to my stomach over that first day and it was wretched. On the bus ride from VA to SC, I could feel I wasn’t making it to the bathroom. I say, somewhat luckily, it was more fluid than anything so I didn’t feel AS soiled Log in to Reply taco bell 🙁 Log in to Reply Norovirus Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.