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Someone has broken into your home. You have to use a random item you own as an improvised weapon. What is it?
Someone has broken into your home. You have to use a random item you own as an improvised weapon. What is it?
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Baseball bat
i have those dreams and i usually use some of the kitchen knives. they’re pretty bad as a weapon but better than nothing
If there’s in my room I’d highly doubt they’d survive a hit from my microphone
Your mom’s dildo.
Roll a D20, and pick that one.
My hands.
[Hurley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hurley_(stick)
Every home in Ireland has at least one.
I have a large rusty spoon near me….
*unzips*
“Well hello there….”
My wife has a baseball bat next to the bed on her side. Alternately, I have a hardwood walking stick with a core made of concrete and a head made of brass.
Motherfucker is taking a nap soon.
I have a pocket knife in my room so
I would grab my joystick.
we have a ‘whakin stick’ which is a tree branch my partner stripped and polished during the first lockdown out of boredom. Its pretty solid.
I have an authentic samuria sword collection at my dragon shrine next to my room.
My flail of Raz’or.
Or in other words, the scooter I got when I was 7
Bear mace, bitch.
A bottle of house cleaning product throw it in their face
A knife
The 12 gauge in my dads closet
The meat cleaver in my kitchen that is purpose built to cut through flesh and bone.
Sanister, spray it in the face and they are not able to See
If I can weaponize the coffee table I bump my toe on every goddamn night he’d be begging for death
A TV and cleaning supplies. Ouch, mother fucker.