Statistically speaking, in Hawaii, you are more likely to be attacked by Ezra Miller now than a shark, due to the past 42 years, there is a rate of around 3 shark attacks a year. How would Hawaiian safety commercials and PSAs guide tourists and local residents to defend against a wild Ezra?
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You’re more likely to be injured by your toilet than by a shark.
Just go out into the open and cry, “**Mister or Misses Miller, please come out!**”
Uh…If you see Ezra, say Ezra?
Ezra is going to become the new “male? Karen” of Ezra’s generation.
I assume it is because one can defend themselves against Ezra better than they could a shark. Ezra seems very vain. He would likely fold quickly if you launched an attack toward his face.