Tell it in a sexual way, what do you do for a living?

Tell it in a sexual way, what do you do for a living?

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  1. When the clients at work have throbbing hard drives, they come to me. I’m able to gently massage the slot until it releases. That’s when I turn the screws. Gentle but very firm.

  2. Logging in and out, slamming the keyboards hard, taking RAM to the next level, I call it Hard Drive level, all my inputs have outputs, what comes out is just software.

    That’s right they call me a software engineer~

  3. I take people into a dim room, put them into awkward and sometimes uncomfortable positions and take multiple pictures of them. I then share those pictures with my coworkers, who stare at them in a dark room alone pointing out flaws.

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