Tell it in a sexual way, what do you do for a living?
Tell it in a sexual way, what do you do for a living?
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Strangers ride me all night long.
Grind out a good V joint, crank the heat up, shove my rod in there and wiggle it around for some good penetration.
I screw around and tighten nuts
Sex work.
I’m a consultant that helps with software implementation… sexually
Fuck sakes..
I make sure long shafts are straight.
I examine people’s bodies then give them drugs (sometimes)
People pay me to put warm liquids in their mouth every morning.
Professional cock blocker.
I strip em down bare, clean em up real good and hook you up with that good stuff.
Satisfy mostly middle aged men that have too much money.
I perform blowjobs. Often on a stage in front of a crowd of people
I touch their bodies and make them feel good
I teach my students new and exciting ways of using their tongues. 😁😉😜
I play with your head
When the clients at work have throbbing hard drives, they come to me. I’m able to gently massage the slot until it releases. That’s when I turn the screws. Gentle but very firm.
Sell houses where people have fucked and will fuck in and then their kids will fuck their boyfriends and girlfriends in too
Nope. There is no way i can do that without sounding like a monster. I pass
I’m totally available and down to fuck. All alone and nothing to do~
I open the slits & pull out the cash for the man that is fucking all of you.
I ride around making people happy.
I give you a place to come into
Logging in and out, slamming the keyboards hard, taking RAM to the next level, I call it Hard Drive level, all my inputs have outputs, what comes out is just software.
That’s right they call me a software engineer~
I fluff the porn machines.
I play my throbbing organ in front of a lot of old people.
I sell wood to men who need it
I help people fulfill greatest fantasies of getting them in front of others on a regular basis.
I handle wood.
I touch my wood all day.
Get stuff really wet with my big hose
software development
yeah baby let me code all over your face
People pay me for my services
I make your world safe and a few times a month I show up and penetrate you till you fail. Then I make your world even more safe.
I take people into a dim room, put them into awkward and sometimes uncomfortable positions and take multiple pictures of them. I then share those pictures with my coworkers, who stare at them in a dark room alone pointing out flaws.
I’ll give you something wrapped in plastic 🥵
They love to drink my juices.
I get hot, sweaty and worn-out thrusting tools into the nearest available trench.
I’m part of the porn distribution backbone of America.
I take big loads of cheese and stack those bad boys with nice heavy lift.