The FBI is coming to raid your home in one hour, where do you hide the nuclear launch code papers?

The FBI is coming to raid your home in one hour, where do you hide the nuclear launch code papers?

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  1. inside the casket of my dead ex wife that’s buried on my golf course

    i’m convinced something’s gotta be hidden in there. she was cremated and there were 10 pallbearers struggling to carry that thing

  2. Tape it underneath a bus. They don’t always get serviced and they arrive at your home only a couple times a day. The FBI will be searching the area for tracks and leads and will realise their trail gets cold at the place you taped the bus since it’s no longer there. Buses can also be anywhere in the area and they’re moving. After the raid, you can just return and wait for the specific bus.

    That or get a car and drive hours into the country and bury the note.

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