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The FBI is coming to raid your home in one hour, where do you hide the nuclear launch code papers?
The FBI is coming to raid your home in one hour, where do you hide the nuclear launch code papers?
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Nice try Donald Trump. I’m not helping you.
Just use the codes and launch everything
inside the casket of my dead ex wife that’s buried on my golf course
i’m convinced something’s gotta be hidden in there. she was cremated and there were 10 pallbearers struggling to carry that thing
Flush them down the toilet (the third element of bathrooms) 10-15 times
Imagine knowing the FBI is about to raid you in an hour
Hahaha, you won’t fool me Mr. FBI agent.
My buttocks
Walter white style, inside the electrical socket,
Tape it underneath a bus. They don’t always get serviced and they arrive at your home only a couple times a day. The FBI will be searching the area for tracks and leads and will realise their trail gets cold at the place you taped the bus since it’s no longer there. Buses can also be anywhere in the area and they’re moving. After the raid, you can just return and wait for the specific bus.
That or get a car and drive hours into the country and bury the note.
I feed it to my cat.
You guys the op IS the FBI
why even hide it? I’ll go give it to them and blame OP
Eat them.
I eat it, fuck them bitches!!!
In the same place my keys, wallet and odd socks are. If I can’t find them in my house, nobody can.
I’d put them in a cereal box and then insert it into my ass.
Nice try Eric
Scan and shredder, then encrypt the digital documents
On my coffee table in full view, they have no jurisdiction here.
I will put it into the void that I call my girlfriend’s bag…
Prison rules 🤣
Sounds like something an FBI agent would ask
The desk drawer. No one would look for secret papers in the desk drawer.
Under the doormat
Tattoo’d on the side of my foot
Up my ass, obviously
Memories and burn em
I eat them, i remember what I eat don’t I?
Wife’s closet, of course.
My ass
Nice try FBI.
Just tear them up and eat them. It’ll make it at least a bit harder for them to find the papers
At school in my desk, or in my stack of drawings
The lit barbecue grill, under where I keep my lighter fluid.
I email them to Hilary Clinton
in my monopoly box
Outside my home duh