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Theoretically speaking, if Hell existed and you ended up in hell, what is the most likely reason you suspect that secured yourself a place in Hell?
Theoretically speaking, if Hell existed and you ended up in hell, what is the most likely reason you suspect that secured yourself a place in Hell?
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Just being my regular shitty self would be enough
The things I find funny
For the times i have commented “your mom” and “cum” on reddit.
probably cause i’m gay
Intentionally Watching my parents have sex,
Gonna answer my own question, because no one is stopping me. Personally I’m agnostic and I grew up in a black baptist Christian family, which in theory should have made me tamer, but in practice is not the case at all. (Now that I think about it, it’s always the kids of Mormons that are the most wild.)
I personally don’t find what I do to be wrong, I’m still figuring it all out , but if we’re going on strictly traditional Christian values It’s 100% is my sexual deeds that will get me in Hell.
First of all I’m bisexual and it’s debatable whether the bible condemns that, I’m still not off the hook. Of course we have the classic premarital fun time. Then I definitely consume an unholy amount of NSFW content. I eventually started making my own NSFW content. The kicker is that when my parents made me pray instead of praying like a normal person I was a horny teenager and I’d always pray for dick and I shit you not, it worked. I swear it’s just placebo, but it makes you think. what if???
Sacrilege. Probably. Horrible sacrilege.
I like it hot 🔥
Drugs
Almond milk.
Just like being born probably won’t be my choice.
The questionable things I said when I was really young
I’m gay.
Gluttony
Because I am a piece of shit, and did not live my life to the full extent. Also, because I cheated the system (I thought that I should believe in as many gods as possible so whoever rule heaven, I’m still a believer).
Hell seems like a good place, let me in bruv
Probably sloth. I’m on reddit and gaming as much as possible. That probably won’t give me any brownie points.
Also heresy against God. That would probably be one of the most common ones. If Hell is real we’re assuming Christianity in the one true path so that means the vast majority of humanity is committing heresy.
Well… I dropped out of ministry school and now I sell ass pics… prolly reason enough right there
For not following what the Bible taught