“They’re a few cards short of a full deck”. What’s your favourite line to explain when someone’s not all there?

“They’re a few cards short of a full deck”. What’s your favourite line to explain when someone’s not all there?

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  1. I’m not going to stop posting this until I hear it irl haha

    “Seems he’s got plenty of steam to blow the whistle, but not enough to run the train. Bless his heart.”

  2. A couple of dicks short of an orgy

    A couple of Ducks short of a flock

    A couple crayons short of a box

    Not allowed to cut their own meat

    A few pickled peppers short of a peck

    Let’s just say they don’t have UP syndrome.

  3. I once heard someone reference a crazy person as a “second-rate [my name]”.

    As soon as I walked in I knew it really was a reference to me, since they looked sheepish and said, “well sorry, they kinda are?”

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