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“They’re a few cards short of a full deck”. What’s your favourite line to explain when someone’s not all there?
“They’re a few cards short of a full deck”. What’s your favourite line to explain when someone’s not all there?
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I’m not going to stop posting this until I hear it irl haha
“Seems he’s got plenty of steam to blow the whistle, but not enough to run the train. Bless his heart.”
Not the sharpest tool in the shed.
“I don’t have the *time* or the *crayons* to explain it to them properly.”
Lights are on, but no ones home.
A sandwich short of a picnic
A few cans short of a six pack. His elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top.
Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier.
A stubby short of a 6-pack, kangaroos loose in the back paddock, sandwich short of a picnic, got a screw loose.
They’re a few bricks shy [of a brick house]
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
The lights are on but no one is home.
A few fries short of a happy meal.
A couple of dicks short of an orgy
A couple of Ducks short of a flock
A couple crayons short of a box
Not allowed to cut their own meat
A few pickled peppers short of a peck
Let’s just say they don’t have UP syndrome.
Not the brightest bulb in the pack
The elevator doesn’t go to the top floor.
I’m not the fastest hoe in the shed
A few players short of a full squad
touched.
Cory eats rocks 🪨
Dumber than a sack of dirt
Not the brightest knife in the chandelier
The lights are on but no-one’s home
“Couple of bats short of a belfry…”
Not the brightest tool in the crayon box.
Not the sharpest crayon in the tool shed
A miss swallow
2 cents short of a dollar
A few roos loose in the top paddock.
They rode the short bus to school . . .
I once heard someone reference a crazy person as a “second-rate [my name]”.
As soon as I walked in I knew it really was a reference to me, since they looked sheepish and said, “well sorry, they kinda are?”