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What 2 items could you purchase together in order to creep out the person working the checkout?
What 2 items could you purchase together in order to creep out the person working the checkout?
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A cucumber and a condom
Rat poison and baby formula.
It’s a process. First, put condoms on the conveyer belt and ask how much they are. Then say it’s too expensive and and put them back. Then proceed to buy a roll of cling wrap and a pack of rubber bands
Ex-Lax and Flex Seal.
pregnancy test and a bottle of alcohol
A rope and a ladder
A new plug for the bath tub and a huge bottle of lye
A kiddie pool and a whole case of instant pudding mix.
This was one of those stoner questions way back but it was three items. Daipers, boot polish and a plunger.
A tube of KY and a whole 4″ diameter salami from the deli (unsliced).
We’re too burnt out to care what your buying. I don’t even think most of these would even phase me after 10 years & 2020, I’ve seen it all.
A picture frame and a printed picture of the person working the checkout
Big polish sausage and condoms.
Lubricant and bananas.
Not too creepy, but the last time I went to a drug store, I bought imodium for myself and a laxative for my roommate. The cashier asked me if I knew what I was doing.
steak and ketchup
Lube and a children’s swimwear catalog
Cucumber and lube.
Justin Bieber DVD, Lotion and Kleenex
Handcuffs and duct tape
Lube and a phallus shaped watermelon
Cucumber and a Batman mask.
Body bag and a shovel
30′ of rope and a stool.
Duct tape and rope
Dog toys and chocolate
I was in a Wal-Mart at about 11PM covered in mud head to toe buying a pair of bolt cutters and a flashlight. Bet that one raised a few eyebrows.
Had wound up with my truck stuck in mud off-road with an old discarded chain link fence wrapped around the axle. That was not a fun day, lol.
Bleach and a notepad
Chloroform and condoms