What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got?

What are the best “Yo mama” jokes you got?

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  1. Yo mama jokes are unfunny and childish for the simple reason that they’re always the same jokes. Much like memes, they always have the same – or similar – punchlines, which usually only make children laugh. There’s nothing wrong with this, but I find them unfunny and pointless…

    Just like yo mama!

  2. You shouldn’t tell “yo mama” jokes. Don’t bring anyone’s mother into this. She ain’t here, and if it wasn’t for her, you wouldn’t be here.
    Treat her right. Treat your mother right.

  3. The Harry Potter ones:

    Yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses.

    Yo mama so nasty Dobby wouldn’t even take one of her socks.

    Yo mama’s breath so stank the Dementor’s Kiss was changed to the Dementor’s Hearty Handshake.

  4. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears Malcolm X shirts helicopters land on her.

    Yo mama is so fat when I got on top of her I burned my ass on the lightbulb

    Yo mama is so fat she walked in front of the TV and I missed 3 episodes

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