What are the top three things that do not belong on a pizza?

What are the top three things that do not belong on a pizza?

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  1. Stray pet hairs, glass shards from broken packaging materials and slime coming from the cook’s or their child’s face orifices.

    Sincerely, someone who likes broccoli pizza with white sauce and funky cheese and Hawaiian pizza. A lot. Eat pizza however you please.

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