What are your funny stories from the doctor’s office? by QuestionGuy September 7, 2022, 1:01 am What are your funny stories from the doctor’s office? What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote AskAskMedoctorsFunnyofficeQuestion and Answerstories See more Previous article This actually happened, and I’m sorry if the joke exists, i dont kno about it and I’m proud. Next article What are unspoken rules that everyone should follow? 12 Comments Leave a Reply Not mine but I remember reading about a woman who went to the gyno. She either had to give a urine sample or just had to use the facilities before her check up. There was no tp so she pulled tissues from her purse…having forgotten she’d tossed a handful of loose stamps in her bag earlier. Cue the doctor finding a “priority” stamp on her labia. Log in to Reply As a child the doctor gave me a cup and asked me to fill it up in the bathroom. I didn’t know he was not interested in a stool sample but that is what he got. Log in to Reply Showed up at 3. Was not seen by 5. My kid suggests I see what the issue is. They forgot about us. After that we received the best medical care ever. MRI and Cat-scan scheduled for the next business day (in Canada-rare). The doc thought my child had a spinal tumour. Not funny exactly… Log in to Reply I was in a hurry and i just show my dick to the doctor instantly it had some itchy redness and start to talk that i need help she was like: bruh 😧 can’t you just tell me what you have instead you storm the place and drop your pants expression on her face Log in to Reply On a British reality show a teenage boy with stomach pain was getting examined by a doctor. She was asking if it was painful to do various things. When she said “wee?” (peeing)? The kid was like “uh no, PlayStation?” Don’t know why I was so amused. Log in to Reply My cousin said she got undressed once to save time…and it wasn’t that kind of appointment. Log in to Reply My father said when I was born the family doc emerged from the delivery room and immediately asked him, “Hey, Karl, do you still have your old navy dress uniform?” Dad wondered why the hell Dr. Anderson was making with the chit-chat instead of telling him whether he had a son or a daughter. Annoyed, Dad replied, “Yes. Why?” The doc offered with a big grin: “My son is getting commissioned next month and if you’ll put on your old dress blues and attend his Navy ROTC commissioning ceremony, he’d be delighted… and I’ll perform one circumcision for you at no charge. Deal?” It took Dad a moment to grasp what Dr. Anderson had just revealed. Log in to Reply At the dermatologist. Left the exam room (while still waiting for the doctor) to ask for some water. Returned to the wrong room. Walked in on a dick. I said “I am SO SORRY” as I turned to leave. Dude whose dick was out was like “s’ok.” Could not have sounded less concerned. I would not have been half as cool if the roles were reversed and he saw a boob or something. Log in to Reply I was telling my mom racist jokes about Chinese people, and while my mom was laughing the doctor walks in and she was Chinese. My mom looks up and says Niihau to her. Log in to Reply One time I had bad diarrhea and I went to the doctors for a checkup. Well the doctor was used the thing to hit my knee and I had to fart so bad and couldn’t hold it any longer, so as soon as he hit my knee I let the most god awful fart out ever and I literally shit on myself. Log in to Reply I have a secret crush on one of my doctors… Log in to Reply “Do you feel depression or any anxiety symptoms” “nope” Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.