What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory?

What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory?

What do you think?

12 Points
Upvote Downvote

19 Comments

Leave a Reply
  1. My brother called me crying, and Im oh fuck, who died? and I realize hes laughing. “I was watching porn.”
    “Okay?””
    “Chicks getting fucked by two guys, and one of them just said; ‘Imma make you purr like a walrus.'”

  2. ”Wat, no munny? Hierrrrrrr suck a cock!”

    It’s this dutch low budget porn scene or something that went extremely viral here where this older bloke tried to say, What, no money? Here suck a cock! in this absolutely broken typical dutch accent english.

  3. I watched a vintage Alice in Wonderland themed porno once. Alice pointed to the card in the Mad Hatter’s hat and said, “That’s an awful big size for a hat.” and he replied, “Oh that’s not the size of my hat, that’s the size of my thingamajig!” and proceeded to throw open his coat to show her. Not gonna lie I fucking lost it at that!

  4. Every video that features shorty mac is a classic. he is such a moron that anything that comes out of his mouth is funny. dude has a huge fucking cock and destroys assholes with it is the only reason I watch

  5. I just started 6 weeks ago and I’ve gotten 2 check for a total of 💵2,200…this is the best decision I made in a long time! “Thank you for giving me this extraordinary opportunity to make extra money from home. This extra cash has changed my life in so many ways, thank you!”…….GOOD LUCK
    🙂 AND GOOD LUCK.:)
    HERE====)> https://www.salaryto.com/

Leave a Reply