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What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory?
What awful line from a porno is seared into your memory?
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“She graduated from dick sucking university as CUM laude!”
My brother called me crying, and Im oh fuck, who died? and I realize hes laughing. “I was watching porn.”
“Okay?””
“Chicks getting fucked by two guys, and one of them just said; ‘Imma make you purr like a walrus.'”
“This isn’t a beach this is a bathtub!”
“What are you doing, Step-Bro?”
”Wat, no munny? Hierrrrrrr suck a cock!”
It’s this dutch low budget porn scene or something that went extremely viral here where this older bloke tried to say, What, no money? Here suck a cock! in this absolutely broken typical dutch accent english.
Hi, I got your big sausage pizza
“Breathe…Breathe…Breathe…Again! Hehehehehe.”
“You’re a motherfucker, because I am your mommy and you are fucking me”
I watched a vintage Alice in Wonderland themed porno once. Alice pointed to the card in the Mad Hatter’s hat and said, “That’s an awful big size for a hat.” and he replied, “Oh that’s not the size of my hat, that’s the size of my thingamajig!” and proceeded to throw open his coat to show her. Not gonna lie I fucking lost it at that!
“You’re disgusting, that’s not white chocolate, that’s your dick!”
Has to be
“JUST LIKE THAT”
Idk why this line just suddenly appeared in so many videos in the last however many years…
“Who are you?”
“I’m the cook.”
Never gets old.
“Is only smells”
-Rocco Siffredi
Every video that features shorty mac is a classic. he is such a moron that anything that comes out of his mouth is funny. dude has a huge fucking cock and destroys assholes with it is the only reason I watch
“I’m here to talk to you about your car insurance…”
Woman was pleasuring herself with a giant cucumber. She’s like into the camera and says, “Cool as a cucumber. Now I need a cock to cool, me, off”
“You really love that asshole, don’t you?”
‘His roiling cock weaved its subtle fantasy inside her quivering quim.’
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