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What can a kid tell his parents to stop them from making loud noises while having sex when the kid is sleeping ?
What can a kid tell his parents to stop them from making loud noises while having sex when the kid is sleeping ?
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>Mom, Dad, be quieter at night please! I don’t like hearing you guys fuck.
“dad/mom can i have earplugs for my birthday”
over breakfast just imitate their bleating and rutting right back at them. throw in some of their quote too.
Get up and go get a glass of water. I’m sure they’ll get the hint
You need to get some headphones and appreciate living in a happy, healthy household.
In all seriousness, be happy for your parents and try to be like them when you’re older.
Make the noises back. Only need to worry that they might treat it as encouragement.
“There’s been a spooky ghost wailing at night. I mean REALLY wailing, could the house be haunted? I don’t want to sleep in a haunted house”
Make the sounds around your smaller friends and cousins and when the adults ask where you learnt these thing you just say “mom and dad make these sounds every night and they interrupt me when I’m tryna sleep”
Simple use ANC Headphones
Yawn. Really loud. It makes them think you’re going to wake up any moment now.
Give them your new address.
Are you guys ok? I heard a lot of noises last night and I think it could be a bunch of monsters under your bed?
Better than hearing them fight. Knock on their door and go back to sleep.
tell them the movie they were watching was too loud and kept you up, even if they have no tv in their room.
healthy relationships are a blessing sure, but no one wants to hear their parents gettin freaky. its embarrassing for both parties.
btw, my mom heard me and my bf doing it once. her solution was to come into my room the next day, and rock my bed back and forth so that i could hear the banging and metal scraping. it was, indeed, hella loud. no words exchanged. i just nodded, she nodded, and that was that.
“stop it or i’ll record and post it on pornhub”
What about playing sexual healing on a Bluetooth speaker everytime you hear them fuck?
OP’s childhood
Knock on the door.
One time I was sleeping on our couch and woke up to those traumatizing moans. Tried to ignore it and put the pillow over my head but I just couldn’t take it anymore. Had to start banging on the couch so they’d know I was awake.
“hey, I need money for a really good set of noise cancelling headphones to help me sleep”
If they ask why just stare at them.
A lifetime ago when I was a kid I didn’t understand that at night time if I had the light on in my room you could see inside my room if the curtains were open. So my father got me to stand outside and he turned on the light in the room and walked around it and then turned the light off and walked around it and I actually understood why I needed to close the curtains at night.
So for you, your dad or mum whichever you get along better with. Ask them to sit on your bed then walk into their room and just jam out as if you were singing karaoke or heavy metal, don’t be obvious just make noise. Then politely point them to soundproofing options. Like maybe hanging a soundproof sheet on both sides of the wall.
A demonstration works better than a conversation sometimes and you can’t use your room making noise into theirs it wont register they’ll just think your room has poor soundproofing.
Tell them its hard to fall asleep because of noises coming from their room also ask to buy a white noise machine for you.
Get a white noise maker for sleep
I had to come right out and say I heard you guys having sex last night I know you were trying to be quiet but it didn’t work (I was 15)
A traumatized kid.
Start fist bumping your parents instead. Make direct eye contact. Say niiiiiiiice.
Nothing. Just tell the kid stfu. „Loud noises“. Who cares? Just tell kid everything is fine that’s fun noises.
Don’t.
Tell them to be louder so you can cum quicker while you masturbate to their sounds.