What do you do if you hear a big spider in your house? by QuestionGuy September 14, 2022, 12:24 pm What do you do if you hear a big spider in your house? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMebighearHouseQuestion and Answerspider See more Previous article TIL weather apps are notorious for their data collection practices. AccuWeather, for example, has been caught sending location data without permission, even with location sharing off. It also collects information from sensors on your device, which includes gyroscopes, accelerometers, and altimeters. Next article I am not into fucing cats (Khord Kitty) 21 Comments Leave a Reply Bro if I “hear” a spider then it’s his house now. I ain’t coming back Log in to Reply Thank God I’m not in Australia. Oh wait………….. Log in to Reply Wait, what noise does spiders make?? Log in to Reply Yeet the spider out. It’s not paying rent Log in to Reply Fuck, when you are talking about *hearing* the beast insted of seeing it, you know its time for action. I would get 8 sticks, tie them together and use them to knock on the door to the house in the hopes he may answer the door. Then Id slam it behind him and peg it upstairs under the bed. Log in to Reply He is the captain now. He pays the bills. Log in to Reply If the spider is so large i can hear it im moving continent. Log in to Reply Shit on it Log in to Reply Imitate its footsteps. Log in to Reply Summon Thor Log in to Reply Leave Log in to Reply Let her be, she can eat the flies and chill as long as she likes. We had a spider living in our laundry area for weeks and called her Clara. Log in to Reply In Australia if we hear a spider crawling along the wall we grab the nearest object and squash it to death 🙂 Log in to Reply Bro the only spider you would be able to hear would be the size of a dining room table with how light they walk. I’m going to try to not get caught in any spider webs as I call the police saying their is an intruder in my house because it might as well be its own person now. Log in to Reply Ask him if he wants a smoke. Log in to Reply burn the house Log in to Reply This reminds me of a kid in college who had a whole family of spiders and they were all named Jeremy. Answering to the question above, how big is this spider above that you can hear it? Anyways, I would leave, get the vacuum then after I catch the spider I’d put it in the blender and flush it down the toilet. Log in to Reply Tell him to keep it down Log in to Reply Trip out and be anxious Then get busy and kill it I hate spiders Log in to Reply Burn the house if I’m HEARING a spider. Log in to Reply Normally I’m down for just catch and release with most bugs, but if I can *hear* the spider I’m grabbing my cat and hauling ass Then I’m calling the nearby military base to nuke my house Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.