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What do you have for home defense?
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A dog that will alert me and then hide behind me.
Cameras – Motion activated Spotlights – Dogs – Firearms – Bad Breath
Knives, a golf club, an axe, a few hammers and some Jurassic park sized spiders in my garden
Nothing. In my country you better not harm anyone who breaks into your home or you will probably go to jail or have to pay a high fine
lol.. In australia it is illegal to defend yourself with a weapon/animal of any kind.
Just die and bitch to god about it i guess.
A light that turn on my someone outside in my driveway
My magnum dong
Last time someone tried to break into my home I ran to the fridge and threw 400 pounds of horse meat at them over the course of two hours, so probably that
Two fists of fury and a highly skilled killer gecko
A metal baseball bat and a butterfly knife
Ruger 1022 with 4 25 round mags and three handguns. A machete. A baseball bat. 8 bb guns. Three knives. A harmless but loud dog. Pepper spray. Mess with me, zombies. I dare you.
guns. I guess some of my tools could count as weapons but there’s no need cause guns
nothing really, where I live it is illegal to break in someone’s home without permission
A 12 gauge shot gun and .270 automatic.
None of your business.
House cat.
Nice try, robbers!
A ninja sword and some knives
a door to which has a lock and the one as to whom holds the key to aforementioned door is me, should someone break into that door I shall call the number 9-9-9
Feral rage, and many sharp pointy things. Assorted knives, a sword, a hatchet, a tomahawk, a machete, it’s a small apartment, close quarters. Side note, My hobby is wilderness survival, I’m not just some nutjob with sharp things.
Plastic fork and a bat
A butter knife
Guns as a deterrent, not as weapons. I don’t think I’d want to deal with the consequences of doing more than brandishing a gun at someone, even in my own house.
I shoot paper plates.
100 lbs bull mastiff mix who will bark at anything that moves, and who will then run up to an intruder for scratches
Two dogs that will let everyone know about that leaf a block away that moved just a little too quickly for their taste…
A healthy baseball bat swing.
A no-outlet neighborhood.
Several cameras.
Busy bodies that see everything before it even happens. They’ve gotten teenagers egging cars, they’ve caught people TPing houses, etc. Those old people with a lot of time on their hands don’t play around.
I once used my knife steel to whack a guy who’s trying to force his way into my apartment in the knee. Worked well.
a few dart monkey towers and one of those boomerang ones near the front corner of my porch
I have a tomahawk and a surprisingly sharp scimitar under my bed. I kind of get excited at the idea of using it on a home intruder. But if they have a gun, yeah rip
I have a baseball bat with a sock over the end of it!
An AR15, .22 rifle, .357 revolver, 9mm pistol, pepper spray, bear spray, giant maglite.
A stock product on a 5 foot handle.
It will drop a 2000 lb bull to his knees and will literally make a human piss himself.
A knife, probably the first one I see
Guns
Church of Scientology symbol on my house.
Lego, tins of paint on string, I’d take out the Xmas decorations but it’s too early
9mm smithy
A very cheap sword that has trouble cutting through cardboard. It has a very sharp point though, and if I had to use it I’m hoping it will just scare away rather than actually harm someone.
Really want a gun but I don’t have that kind of money laying around.
Dogs. A police billy club. Baseball bat and sawed off pump shotgun.
. And my wife if needed.
The doom slayer
Pizza. Pizza makes me invincible.