What do you have for home defense? by QuestionGuy October 22, 2021, 9:50 pm What do you have for home defense? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMedefensehomeQuestion and Answer See more Previous article Microsoft angers the .NET open source community with a controversial decision Next article Microsoft under fire again from open-source .NET devs: Hot Reload feature pulled for sake of Visual Studio sales 40 Comments Leave a Reply A dog that will alert me and then hide behind me. Log in to Reply Cameras – Motion activated Spotlights – Dogs – Firearms – Bad Breath Log in to Reply Knives, a golf club, an axe, a few hammers and some Jurassic park sized spiders in my garden Log in to Reply Nothing. In my country you better not harm anyone who breaks into your home or you will probably go to jail or have to pay a high fine Log in to Reply lol.. In australia it is illegal to defend yourself with a weapon/animal of any kind. Just die and bitch to god about it i guess. Log in to Reply A light that turn on my someone outside in my driveway Log in to Reply My magnum dong Log in to Reply Last time someone tried to break into my home I ran to the fridge and threw 400 pounds of horse meat at them over the course of two hours, so probably that Log in to Reply Two fists of fury and a highly skilled killer gecko Log in to Reply A metal baseball bat and a butterfly knife Log in to Reply Ruger 1022 with 4 25 round mags and three handguns. A machete. A baseball bat. 8 bb guns. Three knives. A harmless but loud dog. Pepper spray. Mess with me, zombies. I dare you. Log in to Reply guns. I guess some of my tools could count as weapons but there’s no need cause guns Log in to Reply nothing really, where I live it is illegal to break in someone’s home without permission Log in to Reply A 12 gauge shot gun and .270 automatic. Log in to Reply None of your business. Log in to Reply House cat. Log in to Reply Nice try, robbers! Log in to Reply A ninja sword and some knives Log in to Reply a door to which has a lock and the one as to whom holds the key to aforementioned door is me, should someone break into that door I shall call the number 9-9-9 Log in to Reply Feral rage, and many sharp pointy things. Assorted knives, a sword, a hatchet, a tomahawk, a machete, it’s a small apartment, close quarters. Side note, My hobby is wilderness survival, I’m not just some nutjob with sharp things. Log in to Reply Plastic fork and a bat Log in to Reply A butter knife Log in to Reply Guns as a deterrent, not as weapons. I don’t think I’d want to deal with the consequences of doing more than brandishing a gun at someone, even in my own house. I shoot paper plates. Log in to Reply 100 lbs bull mastiff mix who will bark at anything that moves, and who will then run up to an intruder for scratches Log in to Reply Two dogs that will let everyone know about that leaf a block away that moved just a little too quickly for their taste… A healthy baseball bat swing. A no-outlet neighborhood. Several cameras. Busy bodies that see everything before it even happens. They’ve gotten teenagers egging cars, they’ve caught people TPing houses, etc. Those old people with a lot of time on their hands don’t play around. Log in to Reply I once used my knife steel to whack a guy who’s trying to force his way into my apartment in the knee. Worked well. Log in to Reply a few dart monkey towers and one of those boomerang ones near the front corner of my porch Log in to Reply I have a tomahawk and a surprisingly sharp scimitar under my bed. I kind of get excited at the idea of using it on a home intruder. But if they have a gun, yeah rip Log in to Reply I have a baseball bat with a sock over the end of it! Log in to Reply An AR15, .22 rifle, .357 revolver, 9mm pistol, pepper spray, bear spray, giant maglite. Log in to Reply A stock product on a 5 foot handle. It will drop a 2000 lb bull to his knees and will literally make a human piss himself. Log in to Reply A knife, probably the first one I see Log in to Reply Guns Log in to Reply Church of Scientology symbol on my house. Log in to Reply Lego, tins of paint on string, I’d take out the Xmas decorations but it’s too early Log in to Reply 9mm smithy Log in to Reply A very cheap sword that has trouble cutting through cardboard. It has a very sharp point though, and if I had to use it I’m hoping it will just scare away rather than actually harm someone. Really want a gun but I don’t have that kind of money laying around. Log in to Reply Dogs. A police billy club. Baseball bat and sawed off pump shotgun. . And my wife if needed. Log in to Reply The doom slayer Log in to Reply Pizza. Pizza makes me invincible. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.