What do you keep under your bed?

What do you keep under your bed?

What do you think?

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  1. Entrance to my secret bronze labyrinth constructed by Daedalus himself within those encrypted ruins I bear several armies delegated to far corners of the planet’s underground networks you poor souls watch closely as I unleash the gates of horror upon the very realm you swore to protect

  2. Monsters. Literally. I have a Sully and a Mike Wazowski (From Monsters Inc) I had from when I was little under there so can tell people I have monsters under my bed and not be lying. Hasn’t come up yet but when it does? The waiting will have been worth it.

  3. Extra sheets & comforter set. Currently, (my) double has tan sheets or white with tan diamonds sheets with a tans and white comforter. Under the bed is black or black and white flannel sheets with black and white plaid comforter. Also, my shoe caddy. My occasionally visiting son’s single has navy and pale blue stripes or pale blue and navy stripes sheets with navy comforter. Under his bed is the (surprise) Christmas gift of a pride flag bed in a bag he can safely sleep on here when his grandparents won’t see and get an attitude

  4. this question is inherently privileged and bigoted. what about all the people sleeping out on the ground? you should be ashamed of yourself. the only way to amend this turbo aggressive display, is to openly advocate for your self destruction and the self-destruction of what you hold in value.

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