What do you think will be the cause of your death? by QuestionGuy June 25, 2022, 10:47 pm What do you think will be the cause of your death? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMedeathQuestion and Answer See more Previous article TIL about Pseudomonas syringae, a plant pathogen capable of nucleating ice on plants which is responsible for the formation of snow and hailstorms that can be used used to make artificial snow. Next article Why don’t conservatives realize that a lot of married Christians use birth control and a ban on birth control would be shooting their own base in the foot? 29 Comments Leave a Reply Heart failure Log in to Reply Choking Log in to Reply An unusual sequence of bizarre coincidences involving a blender, two dalmations, a stampeding cheerleader squad, and a volleyball. Log in to Reply Living. Log in to Reply Bike accident. Log in to Reply cancer Log in to Reply Alzheimer’s Log in to Reply Heart attack from a poor diet. Log in to Reply Cancer. Everyone older than me in my family has had it and all but one have survived. Liklihood is that I’ll get it and won’t survive. Log in to Reply Some guy shooting me after mugging me Log in to Reply Having too much sex Log in to Reply my parents as soon as they get home Log in to Reply I can understand the NSFW tag, but how is it a spoiler if we don’t know? Lol. I would like to think my cause of death is gonna be old age and my heart gives out. But realistically I think it’s gonna be either high blood pressure (runs in my family) or a car accident because one time I was convinced I was gonna die in an uber lol. Log in to Reply Probably like not being able to live anymore Log in to Reply Rippin’ massive farts. Log in to Reply Stroke. I had a bunch of minor strokes in my teens, I was lucky to survive until my twenties, I’m almost forty now. I suspect/hope I’ll die in my seventies, suffering dementia and after multiple strokes have left my body broken I’ll have that final stroke…probably with an extra kick, like it happening while I’m sat on the toilet. Log in to Reply Christian Nationalism Log in to Reply My mental instability Log in to Reply Terror attack victim Log in to Reply Emotional damage Log in to Reply For a long time I had an irrational fear of car accidents causing my death and then one day it disappeared. Maybe since I avoided that I’ll live to be old and stroke out while banging a chick half my age. Log in to Reply I’m just going to bottle my anger until it poisons me and my heart taps out. The intensity of my resting-bitch-face will haunt the person who zips up my body bag to the end of their days. Log in to Reply Old age Log in to Reply Donald Trump will soak and freeze his comb over and then stab me in my sleep with it. Log in to Reply Car accident Log in to Reply Auto accident Log in to Reply Fascism draped in a flag while carrying a cross. Log in to Reply Type 1 diabetes. Log in to Reply These words “So now I will press this button which will start the reactor for the first time. There is a small outside chance that it will detonate and vaporize all matter from here to Uranus, but that’s a low percentage outcome….we should be fine. Here goes!” Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.