What do you think will be the cause of your death?

What do you think will be the cause of your death?

What do you think?

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  1. I can understand the NSFW tag, but how is it a spoiler if we don’t know? Lol.

    I would like to think my cause of death is gonna be old age and my heart gives out. But realistically I think it’s gonna be either high blood pressure (runs in my family) or a car accident because one time I was convinced I was gonna die in an uber lol.

  2. Stroke.

    I had a bunch of minor strokes in my teens, I was lucky to survive until my twenties, I’m almost forty now. I suspect/hope I’ll die in my seventies, suffering dementia and after multiple strokes have left my body broken I’ll have that final stroke…probably with an extra kick, like it happening while I’m sat on the toilet.

  3. For a long time I had an irrational fear of car accidents causing my death and then one day it disappeared. Maybe since I avoided that I’ll live to be old and stroke out while banging a chick half my age.

  4. I’m just going to bottle my anger until it poisons me and my heart taps out. The intensity of my resting-bitch-face will haunt the person who zips up my body bag to the end of their days.

  5. These words “So now I will press this button which will start the reactor for the first time. There is a small outside chance that it will detonate and vaporize all matter from here to Uranus, but that’s a low percentage outcome….we should be fine. Here goes!”

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