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What excuses have you heard for not wearing a condom?
What excuses have you heard for not wearing a condom?
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You can’t get pregnant from anal.
We’re married and want children…
Hurts my dick
What’s a condom?
but it feels better
but I last longer
I’m out. along with the store is closed or no way to get there
I promise I’ll pull out
There’s no point I usually break them
I’m allergic (50/50 on that)
I cant get my hand pregnant.
My ex girlfriend told me it would make her feel like a slut.
“I’m allergic to latex”
Mom doesn’t let me
Dont worry I haven’t got herpes ?
I still wonder what caused the dude to say this.
“I can’t get hard with this stupid thing on!”
They are worried about the condom breaking, or that they think it will decrease the pleasurable sensations they experience during sex. Some people also believe that using a condom means they are not really having sex.
“I have trouble putting them on and I don’t want to look like an idiot”
“Didn’t you say you were allergic to rubber”
“I don’t have one”
“They don’t fit” not in the way you expect, he just genuinely had that small of a slinger. If he’d just started with that maybe I’d been less creeped cause he kept avoiding telling me why. But by the time he did I just wasn’t interested anymore. I get that he was self conscious, but it was just like uncomfortable since he was so pushy about it even when I told him I don’t fuck with that shit.
Too big. Not him but the condoms too big. Ummm maybe try a smaller size?
They don’t make condoms big enough for me 🤨
Contraception is against my religion. So is premarital sex, but that doesn’t seem to be stopping you.
Recent girl told me “but I’m on pills”
So fucking what, why am I, the man in this conversation, being shamed for being safe of more things than just pregnancy
Baby, you know how terrible they taste
My excuse is that i just dont like using them. First time i had sex we used one and the guy went soft snd lost it up there. Never again.
Bill Gates has embedded nanobots in the spermicide that slowly etch a nude image of Melinda on your dick in fluorescent green ink. It’s fine when you’re erect, but when flaccid it looks like Lizzo eating a burrito. It’s a total mood killer on first dates, but great fun at parties.
Pullout games on point.
They don’t look good on me, not enough drip
It’s the full moon.
“My dick’s too big”. Like, bitch, the fuck it ain’t.
Would you shower with socks on?
No, ok then
“They’re too small, they hurt!” First of all, no they’re not, he didn’t have a giant donkey cock or anything. Second of all, I don’t fucking care, use them anyway.
Had 1 dude tell me they hurt because they were too tight…id already seen his schmek and told him I wanted him to wear a condom not a put a cheerio on his meat puppet.
“It’s to tight” wtf man
I don’t have one on me 😳
It kills the pleasure/feeling
She wanted to feel skin on skin.
“It’s too small and it hurts”
Then get bigger sized condoms?!