What is a good way to ruin a job interview? by QuestionGuy December 3, 2021, 6:37 pm What is a good way to ruin a job interview? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMegoodinterviewjobQuestion and Answerruin See more Previous article You’re a reverse thief, What would you secretly place in peoples houses to freak them out? Next article TIL the word “meh” was officially added to the Oxford dictionary in 2008 but its origins trace back to when it appeared on a 1928 Yiddish dictionary 29 Comments Leave a Reply Not showing up Log in to Reply When an interviewer, or candidate, belabours a particular word or phrase. I recently interviewed a person and they began every response with ‘certainly’, to the point I started making ticks on my page everytime they said it and by the end of the interview I was hearing it in Curly’s (3 Stooges) voice. They alsp peppered it into other parts of their questions and responses. Roughly 40 uses of the the word in a 60 min interview. A new record on the uses per minute scale. Log in to Reply Being late, Log in to Reply You can ruin a job interview by: -being late -appearing disinterested and not asking questions -being overly arrogant or overly insecure -badmouthing your current boss or job -not dressing appropriately for the job you’re seeking Log in to Reply Grab the stapler from the boss’s desk, jump up onto the desk, throw down the stapler like a football and do the stanky leg. Log in to Reply Ask if there is any wiggle room on the sexual harassment policy. Log in to Reply Compliment the HR that she got great legs. Log in to Reply Go with your step brother and tell them “we’re here to fuck shit up”. Log in to Reply Crap your pants Log in to Reply [deleted] Log in to Reply Did an interview and they asked me “Do you like working with people?” “No.” Log in to Reply By asking how much they want to pay you, exactly. I can guarantee that – just by asking that question – a good 50% of employers will disappear. Then again this is not the kind of people you’d want to be employed by in the very first place. Log in to Reply Bukkake Log in to Reply Get naked Log in to Reply Start pitching you MLM products in the middle of it. Log in to Reply This may sound simple, but… walk out. Before it’s over. That’s a pretty surefire way to insure you won’t get the job. Log in to Reply come without pants Log in to Reply Just Don’t go there… Log in to Reply Argue. Log in to Reply Ask them if they do random drug tests. Log in to Reply Shit your pants Log in to Reply Being me. Log in to Reply Masturbate to assert dominance Log in to Reply shitting yourself Log in to Reply Great question! I once interviewed someone who was chewing gum in the most obnoxious way during our entire interaction. I do not believe he was nervous (being nervous doesn’t ruin your chances imo), he just clearly had low self awareness. Log in to Reply Shaving only half of my face Log in to Reply Ask the interviewer on a date. Log in to Reply Realizing your true value, cause they mess up getting greedy, right before they negotiate. Walk out, let them lose one, most good ideas and personal efforts are only publicly devalued then stolen privately. Some jobs you don’t want. Log in to Reply By not hiring the applicant. That’ll ruin the interview for them in a whim. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.