what is always portrayed wrong in movies? by QuestionGuy July 29, 2022, 4:58 pm what is always portrayed wrong in movies? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMeMoviesportrayedQuestion and Answerwrong See more Previous article What is your opinion on gun ownership? Next article My wife won’t stop ripping ass in our bed. It’s getting really tiring. How do I get my wife to stop being a brap hog? 33 Comments Leave a Reply Hacking Log in to Reply Breakfast. Log in to Reply Parking downtown. You’re not getting a spot in front of the entrance to the building. EVER. Let alone in the middle of the day. Log in to Reply Digging your own grave. Having dug a pool before, I know there’s no way a normal person can dig a perfectly rectangular 6 foot grave without being dead tire and with many hours of breaks and rests. Log in to Reply When a character wants to destroy a computer invariably they will shoot the monitor. Log in to Reply Nobody says goodbye on the phone. And for that matter, the phone etiquette in general is horrendous Log in to Reply Relationships of just about every sort. Log in to Reply Character 1: “you look like shit” Character 2: *is Ryan Gosling looking like Ryan Gosling* Log in to Reply Running. If you don’t go running regularly, you will gas out in a couple 100 meters, even if you are perfectly fit otherwise. Log in to Reply Death and unconsciousness. * Getting shot in the leg isn’t instant death. * When you’re in the hospital and they know you’re not gonna see tomorrow, they turn off the beeps. * You don’t go from perfectly lucid to a heart rate of zero instantly most of the time. The body shuts down slowly. You pass out and your heart gradually slows. The machines alternate between zero and some low rate because they can’t detect it below that. * You don’t get hit in the head, pass out for hours, then wake up perfectly fine. If you were passed out for more than a few seconds, you probably have brain damage. * You can’t just gas a room full of people and make them all immediately fall asleep with no consequences. Anaesthesiology is a whole medical field. * Atrophy is a thing. After a month in a coma you’re gonna have some difficulty walking and talking. Log in to Reply You don’t hack into computers by guessing the password on the third try, and the computer never makes that “deedly deedly dee” beeping sound while slowly printing out text line by line. Log in to Reply People crawling around on top of drop tile ceilings. Log in to Reply Quantum Mechanics Log in to Reply Lack of bug screens in windows. Just open the window and let all God’s creatures come in. Log in to Reply I have to say tank and most guns Log in to Reply You can’t defibrillate asystole. Log in to Reply CPR. Hand placement, types of breath flow depends on the victim, and pace of pumping. Log in to Reply how doors and phones work – people tend to say “hello” and “goodbye” and almost nobody walks into their house and leaves the door open behind them but in film/tv folks just hang up and then walk through their front door w/o closing it (and like hop in the shower or some shit) Log in to Reply Where to start? Family life. There are no long fights IRL, first one to strike a half-decent blow wins. Saw a video of an ex SEAL saying his biggest peeve with combat scenes is that grenades don’t make big flashes and sounds IRL, they just kind of thud. Log in to Reply Characters with dead-end jobs still always manage to afford decent apartments in major cities instead of living in an alley. Log in to Reply A lot of people have said guns/how guns are used/ gun suppressors, but one thing that’s not mentioned is what happens *after* the gun is fired. When the character fires the gun and just stuffs it down the front of their pants. Yeah Goodluck doing that without burning your privates. Also archery. Most of the time they use the wrong style for non-american characters. Log in to Reply How guns work. Log in to Reply Bullets and gun fights Log in to Reply No pulse. You do chest compression, not shock them straightaway. Log in to Reply The length of time people can hold their breath underwater. Log in to Reply a gun silencer (actually its called a gun suppressor) are not that quiet. they are still pretty loud. Log in to Reply affect of drugs and pills Log in to Reply Making movies; the only one that “successfully” accomplished it was Symbiopsychotaxiplasm By successful, I mean capturing the “spirit” of filmmaking Log in to Reply Virtually anything medical I’m banned from watching things with medical scenes in them with my family, because it ends up with me laughing hysterically. My favourite has to be the intubated patient alone in a closed-door room at the end of the corridor. Yup, that’s definitely the safest way to care for a patient who can’t maintain their own airway… Log in to Reply Birthing. Also coffee cups. We know there’s nothing in them! Log in to Reply Diabetes Log in to Reply Sex. People just get up put their clothes back on and go. What about cleaning up the fuck mess they made? Log in to Reply People brushing their teeth Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.