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What is something you should never say at a funeral?
What is something you should never say at a funeral?
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She was a good fuck
What a waste of good meat.
Was at a funeral for a friend who killed himself by hanging. Another friend was having a freak out and hyperventilating. I felt so bad. I was trying to calm her down. “Just take some breaths with me or you’re going to choke yourself.” … … FUUUUUCKKKKKKK I was asked to leave.
“I put the fun in funeral”
Bonus points if you wear a colorful tux.
Perhaps it’s for the best.
Very funny story if I think back at it. First let me make it clear that I am a very tall man ( 194 cm )My father passed away in 2019, and we had a lot of people coming to the church where the funeral sermon was going to be held. I had to stand at the door and I didn’t really know what to say to some people as they entered the chruch. It was very awkward. To deal with the awkwardness and odd feeling of standing at the door, I started hugging people instead of just nodding and saying thank you. I eventually ended up hugging my old high school teacher, some old ladies I don’t know, and a couple of friends from my father who were really old. So yeah, I would say actions speak louder than words…
Why is it so quiet, did somebody die or something?
Did anyone delete his internet history?
wait, where is [insert dead person’s name]?
‘Who’s the broad in the casket?’
Suggest eating the corpse, forcing children to kiss the corpse, telling children they’re being so terrible that you’re just going to get in the coffin with the corpse and go away…. All things my grandmother did at my grandfather’s funeral btw.
My bad
In this trying time can I offer you an egg?
This party sucks.
So, how do I get the insurance money?
it’s Alive! it’s Alive!
Y- You too
Thank fuck that’s over with.
still hit tho
‘You’re next’
Hey wait a minute why is this nsfw-
Sorry for ur loss. Now move on
“Before we begin I have about 45 minutes of standup I’d like to try out”
I’m bored
Congratulations on your inheritance!
Pretty sexy for a corpse
Man why are you guys in such a pissy mood?
It’s about time!
Task endet successfully
Anyone know if the widow is dtf?
Who died?
Guess I’ll never get that $50 I loand them.
where is the food being served?
Did the insurance cover the costs?