What is the dumbest explanation you’ve heard from someone who cheated?

What is the dumbest explanation you’ve heard from someone who cheated?

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  1. A friend in a long-distrance relationship who only saw his GF on weekends because she was at an army posting at the other end of the country during the week – he found out she was cheating on him with some guy. Her explanation: Well, for me the army and my private life are two different lives, so it makes sense I have two different boyfriends.

  2. “When you said you wanted to be exclusive I thought you meant exclusive here. You never even asked if I had a boyfriend.”

    I had been “dating” this girl for 3 months in college when she admitted that she had been in a long distance relationship with her boyfriend from high school the entire time and she had slept with him each time she visited her parents, which was at least once a month.

  3. To me, well you never put out, so I had to find someone who did.

    I just looked at him, pulled up pornhub on my phone, and just said they made a website to keep you from doing that!

  4. My asshole friend got busted & told his gf the other girl said she had a better body than his gf & he wanted to prove her wrong. With a straight face I might add.

  5. Mental gymnastics, I thought you’d be okay with it, she texted me she was horny…. All the same person/ event.

    Unless you’re not consenting to being in a relationship or getting some sort of warranted revenge, every explanation is dumb. Don’t get how ppl are so cool with wasting people’s time and emotional capacity.

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