What is the most polite way to tell someone to “fuck off” ?
What is the most polite way to tell someone to “fuck off” ?
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Have the day you deserve
“Fuck off…. please”
Copulate your own orifices…
When they say something stupid, do not engage, and just say ‘interesting perspective’ and change the subject.
Have a blessed day.
Oh and OP, have a blessed day.
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Off you go now
You know, I’m going to pray for you…
Bless your heart
Do you like motorbikes?? Well, rev up and fuck off.
Go forth and multiply
In a customer-facing situation, “I appreciate your concern.”
I hope you have the day you deserve! (10+ years in customer service this never failed to get the a middle finger in response)
“We don’t know each other that well, let’s keep it that way”
Would you be so kind to leave me alone with my thoughts ?
Go away
Kindly depart.
Would you kindly, fuck off.
Please take this ‘off’, and fuck with it!
No thank you.
My God you have lots of shit in your teeth.
Kindly fuck off now
Govern yourself accordingly.
Depart from my presence
I wouldn’t know. I don’t try and be polite about it
I do desire we may be better strangers.
Be direct. Sometimes being polite can also be cruel
At your earliest convenience, would you be so kind to gently fuck off, please?
“I am politely asking you to fuck off.”
Please my good sir, please go fornicate elsewhere
With all due respect, pls fuck off
I just used my last fuck of the day *walk away*
Shag off
We need to talk
I normally say k
Fornicate thyself good sir/madam.
Noted
Say nothing and blank state. Let them bathe in the awkward.
Just turn and walk away or hang up if that’s the situation. Saying nothing gives them little to work with. Let them figure it out.
Please go away
No thank you I’m not interested
Thank you for your input.
State you request with control, have a nice flight, sir.
I just stop responding.
If that doesn’t work I tell them I’m done talking/not interested in the subject matter and walk away lol.
Ik it’s not what most people would consider “polite” but I don’t like confrontation and the alternative is just being plain rude so 🤷♀️
I prefer to just go with the direct method. Why mince words?