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What just screams “this movie is gonna suck”?
What just screams “this movie is gonna suck”?
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The Uncharted Trailer where Mark Wahlberg’s “Sully” didn’t even have a damn mustache.
It has Tyler Perry involved.
Its a Fast and Furious thing
Every cool scene already shown in the preview
Bad CGI
“In a world where..”
Andy Dick
If it has shark in the name
The character in is too old for high school but goes to high school.
I’m not talking about having an older actor play a high school student, I’m talking about the actual character is in high school but is like 21 or even 35 years of age.
– Equestria Girls
– The Emperor’s New School
– Disney’s Hercules The Animated Series (He may be high school aged, but him being in high school is not logical in any way).
It having Mark Wahlberg in it.
“Starring Mark Wahlberg”
“…Starring James Corden….”
Jared Leto being in it.
When it’s a comedy and the trailer isn’t even funny – like, they couldn’t even find 15 seconds of humor in their movie.
If the rock is in it
There’s a rapper in it.
pseudo-funny SJW moments in trailers.
what about any prequel or sequel of old classic movie
When the commercials all feature one or two word reviews, like “Dazzling”, “Spectacular”, or “Epic”.
If it’s a comedy and they try waaaaay to hard and absolutely no one is laughing
” From the producers of…” OR ” From the studio that brought you…”
If it’s a video game or anome adaptation. I have zero faith in the avatar last airbender remake.
Lots and lots of advertising and it has too many celebrities in it.
Also any childhood remake
When the movie tries to be a mothern version of a famous musical or the real life adaptation of a famous animated series.
When the responses to bad reviews are “you just didn’t get it”
It stars Will Ferrell or that unfunny McCarthy chick from Bridesmaids.
Adam Sandler
Endless ads that give most of the story away
The teaser has tons of funny scenes…turns out usually those were all the funny scenes for the entire movie.
mainly bad costumes and dialogue that even the trailer can’t cover up
Trailer full of one-liner slap sticks
“Live action remake”
Overt wokeness. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for representation and diversity, but there have been some movies which the writers clearly hope that having a black lesbian trans protagonist replaces a plot. Which is super shitty, diversity shouldn’t mean lazy writing. Movies like the new ghostbusters don’t help diversity, they hurt it because they end up being meaning bad writing
Book adaptations with famous actors. Similar to above: writers hope/know a famous face + a famous story = $$$, and so the writing and adaptation tends to be awful
Musicians/pro-wrestlers(how is this even a thing)/stand-up comics as actors. Talent isn’t just talent, it doesn’t transfer 9/10 times. Just as a particles physicist might not make a great stock investor (well, actuslly both contain a lot of stats and stochastic modeling but you get my point and lest face it after that second point it’s a miracle if you are reading still)
The basic context cuz movies suck for some ppl and they are amazing to others so when you chose a movie or a series think of what you want to see or ask a friend or a sibling or whoever can give you a solid piece of advice on this
Ghostbuster after life. It did