What just screams “this movie is gonna suck”? by QuestionGuy November 21, 2021, 1:43 am What just screams “this movie is gonna suck”? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMegonnamovieQuestion and Answerscreamssuck See more Previous article TIL When Hells Angels member Maurice Boucher was in jail the Indian Posse attempted to kill him by firing a bazooka at his jail cell. Next article Java Multithreading 33 Comments Leave a Reply The Uncharted Trailer where Mark Wahlberg’s “Sully” didn’t even have a damn mustache. Log in to Reply It has Tyler Perry involved. Its a Fast and Furious thing Log in to Reply Every cool scene already shown in the preview Log in to Reply Bad CGI Log in to Reply “In a world where..” Log in to Reply Andy Dick Log in to Reply If it has shark in the name Log in to Reply The character in is too old for high school but goes to high school. I’m not talking about having an older actor play a high school student, I’m talking about the actual character is in high school but is like 21 or even 35 years of age. – Equestria Girls – The Emperor’s New School – Disney’s Hercules The Animated Series (He may be high school aged, but him being in high school is not logical in any way). Log in to Reply It having Mark Wahlberg in it. Log in to Reply “Starring Mark Wahlberg” Log in to Reply “…Starring James Corden….” Log in to Reply Jared Leto being in it. Log in to Reply When it’s a comedy and the trailer isn’t even funny – like, they couldn’t even find 15 seconds of humor in their movie. Log in to Reply If the rock is in it Log in to Reply There’s a rapper in it. Log in to Reply pseudo-funny SJW moments in trailers. Log in to Reply what about any prequel or sequel of old classic movie Log in to Reply When the commercials all feature one or two word reviews, like “Dazzling”, “Spectacular”, or “Epic”. Log in to Reply If it’s a comedy and they try waaaaay to hard and absolutely no one is laughing Log in to Reply ” From the producers of…” OR ” From the studio that brought you…” Log in to Reply If it’s a video game or anome adaptation. I have zero faith in the avatar last airbender remake. Log in to Reply Lots and lots of advertising and it has too many celebrities in it. Also any childhood remake Log in to Reply When the movie tries to be a mothern version of a famous musical or the real life adaptation of a famous animated series. Log in to Reply When the responses to bad reviews are “you just didn’t get it” Log in to Reply It stars Will Ferrell or that unfunny McCarthy chick from Bridesmaids. Log in to Reply Adam Sandler Log in to Reply Endless ads that give most of the story away Log in to Reply The teaser has tons of funny scenes…turns out usually those were all the funny scenes for the entire movie. Log in to Reply mainly bad costumes and dialogue that even the trailer can’t cover up Log in to Reply Trailer full of one-liner slap sticks Log in to Reply “Live action remake” Overt wokeness. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for representation and diversity, but there have been some movies which the writers clearly hope that having a black lesbian trans protagonist replaces a plot. Which is super shitty, diversity shouldn’t mean lazy writing. Movies like the new ghostbusters don’t help diversity, they hurt it because they end up being meaning bad writing Book adaptations with famous actors. Similar to above: writers hope/know a famous face + a famous story = $$$, and so the writing and adaptation tends to be awful Musicians/pro-wrestlers(how is this even a thing)/stand-up comics as actors. Talent isn’t just talent, it doesn’t transfer 9/10 times. Just as a particles physicist might not make a great stock investor (well, actuslly both contain a lot of stats and stochastic modeling but you get my point and lest face it after that second point it’s a miracle if you are reading still) Log in to Reply The basic context cuz movies suck for some ppl and they are amazing to others so when you chose a movie or a series think of what you want to see or ask a friend or a sibling or whoever can give you a solid piece of advice on this Log in to Reply Ghostbuster after life. It did Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.