What perfectly innocent search ended up yielding NSFW results?

What perfectly innocent search ended up yielding NSFW results?

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  1. I will never forget, when I was a kid I was doing homework for social studies and I went to whitehouse.com and BOOM! Titties on the screen.

    Turns out I needed whitehouse.gov

  2. I was at the school library in middle school, on the computer looking something up for a project. I accidentally typed “unifomr” instead of uniform and for some reason that brought up some nsfw pics that the schools filter didn’t pick up on. Boobs at school!

  3. Many years ago my wife ate a mango, and shortly after her lips started to tingle. 24 hours later her lips had blown up- oversized, terribly painful, puss-oozing. We didn’t know at the time it was a reaction to toxins in the mango skin. We were trying to figure out the cause so I googled “pussy lips”

  4. 3rd grade in canada searching up the great plains, there was a girl topless sitting in a field in Google images… an hour later I was searching “hot chicks”

  5. When my mom tried browsing the internet for the first time she did a search for “adult”, her reasoning was that she wanted to find adults to chat to..

  6. Back when the only place you could access the Internet was in libraries my dad took my innocent young self to see the marvel that was the world wide web. He pulled up a search engine (I think it was lycos?) and asked me what I wanted to search for. Being a kid I wanted to search for rollercoasters, specifically one down the road from me called The Big One…well, after he clicked on the first result my innocence was well and truly stolen.

    TL;DR – the first thing I ever saw on the internet was porn.

  7. When I was a kid I saw a zebra-patterned square seat with storage inside at my friend’s house. I searched it up when I got home “Girls zebra seat.” I was grounded afterwards.

  8. Human body Wikipedia, was in 4th grade and had to research human body for dumb class project Wikipedia decided to show me porn for the first time

  9. When my kids were younger one needed to research animals native to our area. I know we sometimes get mountain lions so I googled “Cougars in [my state]”… With my kid looking over my shoulder. eeesh.

  10. At work having a convo about difference between pigtails vrs pony tails. We googled it, firewall should have blocked a lot of the images that popped up

  11. Back in school we searched for anime wallpaper (anime was clannad). Clicked on a Picture. We got the GIF of a man spreading his butthole. It definitely was a surprise.

    Luckily no teacher saw this.

  12. I used to teach English to struggling readers. One of the skills I wanted to work on was vocabulary building. So I would occasionally assign my students “vocabulary map” activities. I would give them a list of vocabulary words (typically taken from whatever they were reading at the time), and they would have to search for the definition of the word as well as find images that matched the word.

    One lesson, I assigned the word “slip.” As in the verb where a person falls down due to a slick surface.

    I absolutely did NOT think, at all, about the fact that “slip” also had a noun definition, and this definition was distinctly NSFW.

    So yeah … that was a very embarrassing day in the computer lab.

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