What secrets men really don’t want women to know?
What secrets men really don’t want women to know?
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We enjoy being little spoon
We’ve all tried to reach.
Men can’t flex their dicks without clenching their buttholes and vice versa.
I know you guys piss the shit stains off the toilet. I have the high ground.
My bank pin
We All have a different “Quadrant” of the toilet bowl we aim for.
How big 6 inches really is
Why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Don’t betray the council brothers
nice try lady
As a man i wont tell you
We don’t mind being left home alone.
some of them don’t want you know they’re secretly sexist
That one compliment meant in sincerity will sustain us for days/weeks. This is due to men rarely ever getting them, they’re so rare that they really have an impact when we get one.
Go ahead ladies, ask a man in your life when the last time he got a compliment was, I bet most of them will have to think about it.
How often we jack off. (Middle schooler here).
When we were all young, we would fold the skin on our balls to make a small cup and catch the water as we showered
Now.. That would be telling..
That your words hurt.
We have to stick a toothpick in our penis holes once a week so it doesn’t close up on us.
When we’re in one of your orifices, we often fantasize about another guy filling the others at the same time.
We have to get our foreskin trimmed every 2 weeks or it will seal closed and our bladder will burst.
Nice try woman.
The Patriarchy meeting is in the parking lot of the nearest bar at 12 AM midnight every Tuesday.
When we tell them to calm down and it makes them flip out, it’s hilarious.
If its another female of age in your life. Weve thought about sleeping with them. Did say want to just said thought about it even if it was the worst thing to ever thing about.
That secret app in our phone that looks like a calculator where we store all the nudes other girls sent us