What Simpsons jokes have become your life now? by QuestionGuy June 23, 2022, 9:05 pm What Simpsons jokes have become your life now? What do you think? 12 Points Upvote Downvote AskAskMejokesLifeQuestion and AnswerSimpsons See more Previous article TIL that NFL quarterback Gale Gilbert was on five consecutive losing Super Bowl teams – Buffalo 1991-1994, San Diego 1995 – the most consecutive major championship losses in pro team sports. Next article I was shot by accident in a domestic violence dispute with my dad. 15 Comments Leave a Reply Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. Log in to Reply My life is one big Cape Feare rake scene but financial woes and the logistical problems of adulting rather than actual rakes. For the most part Log in to Reply Oh dear God no Log in to Reply I’m so hungry, I could eat at Arby’s! Log in to Reply worst day of your life *so far* :’) Log in to Reply ‘Simpsons did it’ is a pretty good cover-all for most of life’s scenarios. Otherwise, the ones that crop up most in my life are: Everything’s coming up Milhouse (Any time I get over excited about something pretty mundane) THE AURORA BOREALIS (Whenever anyone mentions the Aurora or the northern lights, or anyone makes an exclamation of any kind, or when someone’s house is on fire) Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong. (Whenever I realise I’m fighting against my age) You’ve played knifey spooney before! (Whenever there’s a cutlery saga) Log in to Reply Donald Trump being president was a Simpsons joke… Log in to Reply My geode must be acknowledged! Log in to Reply i had a dream last night where someone said cromulent. Log in to Reply I AM SO SMART! S M R T! Log in to Reply The two that come up most often are: (Spoilered for NSFW) >!”Bountiful penis”!< and, of course, “Won’t somebody think of the *children*?!” Log in to Reply Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax COBRAS! I can’t let that happen, I won’t let that happen and I can’t let that happen Everyone’s stupid except me Be normal! Happy birthday Lisa, Lisa it’s your birthday Log in to Reply Help me Jebus Log in to Reply Boo-urns Log in to Reply I was saying boo-“add appropriate suffix as needed” It’s become an issue when watching sports, especially if the opposing team is the Philadelphia Union. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.