What Simpsons jokes have become your life now?

What Simpsons jokes have become your life now?

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  1. My life is one big Cape Feare rake scene but financial woes and the logistical problems of adulting rather than actual rakes. For the most part

  2. ‘Simpsons did it’ is a pretty good cover-all for most of life’s scenarios.

    Otherwise, the ones that crop up most in my life are:

    Everything’s coming up Milhouse
    (Any time I get over excited about something pretty mundane)

    (Whenever anyone mentions the Aurora or the northern lights, or anyone makes an exclamation of any kind, or when someone’s house is on fire)

    Am I out of touch? No, it’s the children who are wrong.
    (Whenever I realise I’m fighting against my age)

    You’ve played knifey spooney before!
    (Whenever there’s a cutlery saga)

  3. The two that come up most often are:

    (Spoilered for NSFW) >!”Bountiful penis”!<

    and, of course, “Won’t somebody think of the *children*?!”

  4. Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax


    I can’t let that happen, I won’t let that happen and I can’t let that happen

    Everyone’s stupid except me

    Be normal!

    Happy birthday Lisa, Lisa it’s your birthday

  5. I was saying boo-“add appropriate suffix as needed”

    It’s become an issue when watching sports, especially if the opposing team is the Philadelphia Union.

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