What two things should never go together?

What two things should never go together?

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  1. I got really drunk last night and made a sandwich loaded with ghost pepper sauce because that seemed like a great idea at the time. Decided to rub one out before falling asleep

    My dick eventually stopped burning but my dominant hand was on fire for a good part of the day

    TL;DR: super spicy sauce and masturbation are not a good combo

  2. I recently had a girl try and sell me on vanilla ice cream and mustard. She said the mustard really “mellows out the vanilla and the contrast is really good”. I refuse to try it, so maybe I shouldn’t knock it.

  3. There are so many things in life that just don’t go together well. For example, peanut butter and jelly is a classic combination, but trying to put them both on one piece of toast just ends in a sticky mess. Here are two more examples of things that should never be combined:

    1. Spicy food and milk – the two just don’t mix well together and will end up giving you some pretty unpleasant indigestion.

    2. Work and personal life – when you try to mix the two, it’s usually a recipe for disaster. You end up neglecting either your work or your personal life, and neither one ends up being very happy about it.

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