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What was a non-sexual situation you’ve experienced that felt like came straight out from a porn scenario?
What was a non-sexual situation you’ve experienced that felt like came straight out from a porn scenario?
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At the library I bumped my hand against my friend’s erection, paused, grabbed it, squeezed and said “what the fuck do you have in your pocket?”
I wasn’t playing dumb, I was just dumb.
I could NOT look him in the eye for weeks
I work for a high net worth individual at his house. He had a guest in a guest room and she called my phone and requested help in her room with her tv.
I entered the room and she was wearing a skin tight white t shirt with her nipples piercing through, I was caught off guard. She legitimately needed help with the tv so I helped her, it was a volume issue.
I laugh at this situation because it was something dumb out of those poorly written stories in pornos.
I was delivering pizza, two women sweaty in their underwear came to the door… a porno was on the tv in the living room…
I was stuck under the bed with my ass in the air and my stepbrother walked in.
Had to visit a pretty housewife over a plumbing issue. She gave me coffee. When I came out I was smiling and my employee was like “whoa dude… did you hit that?” That’s when it dawned on me.
When the dentist put his finger in my mouth
Friend and I were at a guys place because we were bored. His gf who I knew from high school was laying on the living room floor like she’d slept there (had a blanket). He was taking a dump and my friend and i were just in the living room waiting for him to get finished. She stretched and the blanket pulled down to her thighs revealing her panties. Friend was like, “Uh, [other guys name] you mind coming out here?” The guy actually opened the bathroom door, we see him on the toilet and he says, “Yeah she does that.” and continues his movement.
I took a cab and forgot my wallet… so I had no money… The guy was nice and drove me the whole way since it was a short ride and it was pouring with rain.
prostate exam… for real how is that a real thing?
The time I was running around naked and just so happened to pass in front of the door as the Amazon guy was dropping off a package. The look of fear on his face
when me and my friends went to the back of our teachers room because we were ahead in the class, and we watched some random ass porn on my friends phone
One time when I was working as a court registrar, two really attractive and slightly confused young legal secretaries came to my office, having apparently got lost and completely missed the fairly obvious front desk, wanting to deposit some documents for their boss and asking if I could help them.
I was just chilling out watching a movie with a friend of mine when there was a knock on my apartment door. It was two beautiful blonde Swedish girls who had rented an Airbnb below us but couldn’t get the key to work and were asking for help.
That time my second cousin and her beautiful college roommates from Germany came to stay with us for a week at my parents house.
16 yr old me had a lot of hopes and dreams that week.
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