What was your “fuck, im horny” moment?

What was your “fuck, im horny” moment?

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  1. I was coming off a fluro-alp binge and suffering from the horrifyingly nightmarish Withdraws. All of a sudden I have this incredible sensation on my cock. It was a fierce erection , so hard I could punch it through a wall. At the same time as me having this crazy throbbing sensations i am experiencing crazy hallucinations and pains throughout my body. Well, I ended up uncontrollably grinding myself to the couch I was on until I experience one amazing orgasm that took away all the pain for what felt Like an hour of greatness.

  2. Was at a meeting at the majors office.

    We were discussing certain educational reforms at the local level when my chairman held a small speech.

    She nailed it but Jesus she was so fine.

  3. when i was born

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    tbh, i don’t know

    it was a long time ago

  4. I asked to have a foursome with me when we haven’t been together in two years just because he is the only person with whom I would be completely comfortable doing this type of group activity and my female friend asked me.

  5. Probably the time I decided to masturbate into a urinal because I was bored and horny studying for finals when I was in college. I studied in an empty classroom in the creepiest old building on campus so that I could be completely focused and not be distracted. I hadn’t seen anybody in that building for 3 hours so I didn’t feel the need to lock the bathroom door or do my business in a stall like a normal person.

    So I’m going to town on myself and suddenly the bathroom door opens and stop mid-fap (foreskin noises stops suddenly). I just stood there holding my erect penis for a second, put it back in and leave without making eye contact. Still have no idea who that person was, but they definitely knew what I was doing and that I’m fucking weird.

  6. Woke up horny as fuck with my girlfriend. We didn’t normally have sex in the morning, but this time she was like “go on then”. I got about half a dick in and nutted instantly.

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