What would Elmo taste like if you ate him?
What would Elmo taste like if you ate him?
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cotton
All of the collective souls he has stolen.
Fur
Children, you don’t know what horrible things elmo has done.
I hope someone’s been cleaning him, otherwise, dust and sweat.
Funny
Chicken
red
Strawberry agony.
Hand under felt.
I feel like hed taste like frosting for some reason but that’s wishful thinking
Funfur, stuffing, cardboard, pingpong balls and canvas
Hawaiian punch
Red velvet cake
GOD’S TOENAILS!
China
Like a gamey chicken. Tough if overcooked.
Those strawberry marshmallow puff things
that bright red red icing on Walmart birthday cakes
Snozberries
Apparently it’s children and sadness.
A 3 year old child
If *I* ate him? My son’s enuresis.
Cinnamon
What did I just read at 11 pm in my bed?
He would taste like biting into a thick glove with a hand in it. The very forbidden beef Wellington.
Tickles.
Pistachio foam
Sadly not as good as Cookie Monster 😔