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What would Jesus do if he was alive today?
What would Jesus do if he was alive today?
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He would probably say, “I wanna go back”
He’d get crucified in todays culture!
Leave again
Weep
Go on Joe Rogan. The conversation would go exactly like this:
Rogan: “Hey man I love your work. What have you been up to?”
Jesus: “Well, I’ve been doing a series of lectures reminding people to treat others with kindness, humility and respect.”
Rogan: “That’s awesome man… You see that video of a wombat fighting three manatees? Jamie, pull up that video!”
“Ahh nah, peace, I’m out”
Obviously he would declare the Unites States the greatest nation in all of history and proceed to work with the NRA to preserve our God given rights, followed by restricting marriage to white men and women who own land (obviously the men are the referenced owners).
Put his head in his hands and say: This is wrong on so many levels I don’t know where to begin.
Nobody would believe it was him because he’s not blonde haired and blue eyes
Probably eat a cheeseburger
Work with the homeless and addicts.
He would end it
Realistically, he’d be a 4’10 man.
He’d be completely disregarded by modern society
Probably flip some tables and whip a few motherfuckers.
-John 2:15
Encourage socialistic ideologies and tell all the religious nuts they’re wrong.
Jesus wept
Be an influencer
He is alive today
Play Fortnite.
I feel like he’d do things differently this time. I like to think he’d be into prostitutes and coke
He’d probably be called a Nazi after saying something mildly off the correct way of thinking and then have his twitter banned.
He won’t be doing very much when he’s being treated for schizophrenia in a mental hospital
Punish Christians.
Die
From not being exposed to modern viruses and bacteria.
Idk maybe eat a cheeseburger?
“Holy shit! My wrists hurt like a motherfucker!”
You guys seen Hocus Pocus? You know that scene at the end where the zombie yawns and falls in his grave?….yeah…that.
I bet he would make his own wine company lol