What would the government do if Superman was real? by QuestionGuy September 30, 2022, 12:34 am What would the government do if Superman was real? What do you think? 1 Point Upvote Downvote AskAskMeGovernmentQuestion and AnswerrealSuperman See more Previous article I’m tired of sleeping in the couch Next article Dear teacher, 19 Comments Leave a Reply Assassinate him. Log in to Reply Use his DNA to create genetically modified super soldiers, aka real life Master Chief. Log in to Reply Every government would try to find a way to control him. They also would be working on a way to kill him if they can’t control him. Log in to Reply Lie about him. Churches would lie about him too. Log in to Reply Exploit him Log in to Reply Try to weaponise him Log in to Reply Have you seen “The Boys” on prime? Log in to Reply probably hide him Log in to Reply Track down Martha Kent, hold her hostage, weaponize Superman, and turn him into the symbol of US greatness. Log in to Reply Super taxes. Log in to Reply Make him pay a tax for his ability to fly. Log in to Reply Wait for the Snyder Cut Log in to Reply Nuke him He’d survive it, but yeah at the very least they’d test it Log in to Reply Superman? Or A super man? Superman has good morals. Or we could end up with Homelander, or the kid from “Bright”. What could the government really do? What could any of us really do? Go about our lives with our fingers crossed Log in to Reply Find a Lex Luthor who knew what to do..while telling the world they had it all under control. Log in to Reply Try to make more supermen, ya know, for peace. Log in to Reply In Canada our government would tax him heavily for the use of airspace. Log in to Reply Same thing as a minimum wage job does to the average human. Work him to death and treat him like shit the whole time. Till he cracks and batman kills him. Log in to Reply Probably send his home planet billions of dollars. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment.