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What would you answer if your last ex called you and want to restart your relationship again?
What would you answer if your last ex called you and want to restart your relationship again?
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Didn’t know they had phones in hell
I’d say I know he changed and all of that jazz but he can’t unrape me so still no, thanks tho.
I’d probably pass out!
She was stabbed to death by the man she later married.
Her life was a never-ending drama.
April fools is a day early
I wouldn’t even pick up the call.
I’m thankful you’ve destroyed my trust, to not make me a fool again.
Have been the recipient of that outreach four times. Three of them got a reply that I’m happily married but don’t mind keeping in touch as friends. We maintain various levels of contact ranging from birthday hellos to talking about current events. One of them is a news hound and our politics are similar.
The fourth one was more interesting in the *may you live in interesting times* sense. After blocking him without a response and waiting an appropriate interval, I contacted new wife through a secure method and gave her the case numbers for his prior criminal convictions. Also offered to testify in court if she ever needs it. He served a sentence for spousal abuse (and that’s serious because the default in cases that go to trial is an anger management course).
This is a trick question isn’t it?
Im fat now so no
Wouldn’t answer her, I’d be calling the cops telling them they got an escapee
I would never subject myself to that level of non-intimacy again
Sorry, I’m not feeling that desperate today.
She’d have to convince my wife, but I’m down.
Let’s go to the arcade and play some games together.
After all this time?
I’d hear them out, start dating them, wait until things got pretty serious, and then ghost them out of nowhere like they did with me and laugh about it with my current boyfriend, who would 1000% be in on it too.
We’re both married to other people and the person I am married to is one of her best friends. Let’s just not, ok?
Sorry, I’m gay now
Don’t have an ex and is almost 20
Why are you running
I’d say ok, fuck her a few times, then ghost her dumb ass.
I once asked her to come over and she immediately answered and said that she was on her way.(I’m the one that broke up the relationship for reasons that I don’t want to get into) we ended up getting back together for a few weeks and although things were going good I just didn’t feel the same way so I broke it off again. But as of late she’s been on my mind a lot and if she was to call/text me than I’d tell her “let’s try it again” and not only because I’ve been thinking about her but because I think that I would at least owe her that much.
Depends which one
Edit: I reread it. Don’t yell at me. Ok. Yeah Id straight up ignore her. She was the most manipulative person I ever met, honestly impressed by her thoroughness.
He actually keeps hitting me up on snapchat but that’s gonna have to be a no from me
It’s a little late
I wouldn’t. Blocked without answer or acknowledgement. I have nothing to say to her.
You don’t eat your vomit again
I’m sorry to have been not so involved in our relationship, and that I’m ok to give it another try
I’d just fart at the phone and hang up.
I would have no idea what the number was and needed to answer my phone for business.
‘No, don’t call me again’ and hang up
Call the police.
I have a restraining order.
Sorry I’m really only into dudes now.
Unless you count the crush that finally rejected me after like 2 years, in which case, you literally just said you aren’t into me and I already told everyone that knew about you, also I’m still kind a little sore from you leading me on until yesterday afternoon.
I would say I’ve thought about you everyday for the past five months and hoped by making the changes I needed to make this day would come.
I would probably laugh.
This actually happened to me yesterday. Told her it was never going to happen and I’m too happy single to be doing that shit
I’d say thanks but no thanks.
haha ew.
I’d be mean. That’s all I’m going to say.
Nope. I’m married now and my wife is the best.
Well, mentioning this 25yrs ago might have been an idea
16 years and two kids too late for me Peg.
Mine did, was nice, but sent her on her way. She was all drama, all the time. Even her attempted return was accompanied by drama, and all the bad things going on in her life, etc. No thanks.
Aight, bet.
Old Phone who dis?
You start coming to my house and it’s a deal.
Whore says what?
Well, you only have 7 years left, 6 with good behavior. Let me know when you get paroled and see where we are.
Thanks, but no thanks.
I’m a man now instead of a lady, but if that’s not a dealbreaker, sure?